How many Obama’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wait, that’s not right, let’s try that again. How many Obama’s does it take to screw up America. The answer is obvious and I already know the joke is sophomoric, but hey our President has Joe Biden, so I am perfectly entitled to stay stupid things. And since your reading this probably means one of two things, either you’re stupid also or you’re sick and tired of people in the media rubbing their tingling thighs as they make verbal love to their puppet master.

Perhaps I’m a little too cynical when it comes to the medias reporting on Obama and his minions. So, I’ll try to be more, what’s that old, rarely practiced word…, “Objective.” Yeah, that’s it. Let’s start with yesterday’s press conference for instance. He was asked 13 questions in approximately fifty five drooling media minutes and averaged a record breaking 4 minutes per answer. It should have been on pay per view.

The action packed, no holds barred spar between those snide nerds and the pencil necked dork standing at the podium was a definite edge of the seat spectacle. I wouldn’t have missed it even if it was on every single channel in North American, the Andes’ and yet unheard of countries to be created by our new world. But, I did. I watched a couple of questions, but the shear excitement was too stressful for my fragile conservative heart and mind. Obama tackled each cheap shot question like Ali.

He didn’t have to take on those silly softball questions about the upcoming release of 30 Gitmo Detainees, or the handing out like cotton candy all those insignificant top secret CIA documents about terrorist interrogations. He didn’t have to dilly dally with the recent NYC scare fest created by Air Force One or the economy which everyone already knows the government is becoming the biggest shareholder. Nope, he dealt with tough ones. Thanks media for keeping “Ol’ Rubber Side” on his toes. Where would we be without you?

The media baked the biggest crap cake America has ever seen and has spend the better part of the last 3 years telling us to eat more. They know it taste bad, but they’re not eating it, just feeding it to us. I for one am so darn full of the media’s crappy, irresponsible and unethical baking practices, I want them all in Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen. Take ‘em Ramsey and tell them to get the heck out. Let’s get some people in the kitchen who know what it means to cook.

Yes, there will be many, many, many more, “hey look at me, I’m the President. Aren’t I pretty” news conferences. The media will steadily shove crap cake down our throats and we’ll continue to scratch our heads wondering how we got to where we’re at today. But, just remember, as he stands on the ladder, trying to screw up America and the media holds him steady, America is the greatest civilization in the history of the world. There will be crumbs and we will pick them up and make a bigger, better and stronger cake. Only this time, sorry Mr. Media, it won’t taste like crap.

Water Boarding? Are we kidding; Torture? Endless SNL re-runs with Tina Fay impersonating Sarah Palin is torture. Sometimes I get so damn confused that what would otherwise be normal, rational people, could somehow distort reality so much, I can’t discern real from rubber boots. The kind of boots worn by pig farmers and the only uniform needed when listening to left wing nut jobs.

Pearl, a journalist had his head hacked off with a dull knife! What, no water in the dessert? There could have been a Niagara falls and the monkey’s in sheets (the radicals, sorry have to clarify since my neck likes where my head is) would still opt for the most extremes of torture. Only they call it death. Imagine what he went through before losing his life.

He was blindfolded and his hands tied behind his back. Forced to beg for his life and hoping the whole time that somehow, his captures would show a hint of humility and allow him to live. To go home to his family and live a life like most American’s. His mind swirling with fear, doubt, confusion. The last seconds leading up to the first cold swipe of the dull blade was torture. The blood spewing from his throbbing arteries as his head is slowly severed from his body is, torture. The millions of hits on the web of people wanting to see with their own eyes and the media engrossed in the gore show as one of their own is mutilated, is torture. His family, knowing how and seeing how and never understanding why he was murdered the way he was, is torture. And then, water boarding; TORTURE?!!

There is nothing funny about the atrocities and the radical justifications for doing what they have done to Americans around the globe. If ever there was a reason to understand why drugs are and should be illegal, it’s now. All those hippies from the 60’s are now in control of our Country. The weed they had back then must have been really good, because it’s definitely fried their minds. Now, they are trying to fry the rest of us too. For someone to not see the hypocrisy between “man made events” (sounds so warm and fuzzy doesn’t it?) like beheading and suicide bombings and then calling water boarding torture, they have got to be high. The same people who tout the rule of law are the same ones who seek amnesty for illegal immigrants, condoning the killing of late term babies, and sanctuary cities. Ooh, the law dude, we got to enforce the law…, wait…, is that a unicorn on top of that cloud, dude? Sooo, cool. Give me a break!

All those bed wetting, pot smoking hippies, including the one in the white house who did Coke in college, have no idea what torture is. What they do have is a common disdain of what has made America the greatest society in human history. They prefer Marxism, Socialism, Communism. Anything, but Americanism. They have spent the last remaining brain cells they have, trying to bring us to our knees and continue to be complicit in supporting those radical organizations which agree with their distorted version of America.

No, water boarding is not torture. Beheading innocent civilians, gunning down women and children and forcing the mentally handicapped the strap a bomb on is torture. Making it through the next 4 years with the most mind numbing imbeciles our country has ever produced is torture. The best we can hope for is enough coke and pot in D.C. to make them lay on their back and make cloud flowers. To do absolutely as little as possible. This will be the only way we’ll still have enough left to rebuild what our Soldiers have been fighting and dying for. If we’re successful and survive, I have two little words that will bring shivers to those big, mean, terrorist; Gurgle, gurgle!

He who walks in the steps of men of questionable character is a man who in of himself of questionable character. Obama lacks nothing in eloquence. History reveals much of men who with silver tongues heralded massive crowds of swooning believers. Who all in good faith would then place their livelihood in what they come to trust in the hands of a great gifted man. Despite knowing little more than what the man wants others to know. Hidden truths of a past which if known by others would diminish or ruin the façade.

He will project nurturing, caring and empathetic messages. His speeches resound heartily within the psyche of the people. Change and hope, normally empty words suddenly have taken on connotations of prosperity and peace. Innuendo whispered of plausible enemies who if the followers were to march in unison to the drum beat of the messenger will be defeated. A message where affluence is a sin when others are dubbed “less fortunate.” Like a mother consoling a child wishing for a toy they do not have, he’ll caress listeners with a better way. One which all children could share and every child would never be without what others have but they do not. Sacrifice is mute as mother will provide.

Obama’s ability to convey messages through empty words are masterful. Many have succumb to his message of hope and change. It is clear Obama is a man with a destiny. Albeit unclear what that is. He believes in the commonality of man-kind. A world where all people share the fortunes of those more capable and driven. Where one who lacks the initiative to achieve others will provide. These “Victims of society” will be rewarded while the “Lucky” will be punished. In an Obama world, attributes which propel Americans towards success, will be the fruit trees from which others will freely pluck the rewards. They’ll need not contribute. Just merely be.

It is not enough to have the opportunity, the freedom to make choices, right or wrong as they may be in an Obama world. Instead, those who do make the right choices and work hard to succeed are considered fortuitous. Fortune is not earned it just is. It is easy to take something away when it never would have happened were it not for luck in first place. Obama wants the money, prestige and success of those “fortunate” to be shared amongst us people. For many, Obama’s vision and ideals will require little more than their vote on November 4^th. Obama is buying votes with others money. A no risk investment which yields a powerful stick.

When people sell their voices something that is free the inherent price for the goods sold by the man with the silver tongue is the loss of ones personal freedom. No longer will America be the land of opportunity where man was free to seek the American Dream. Those who have will fight to keep what they’ve earned . Those who have not will fight to take it. Socialism. Class warfare. Obama has become who he is because of the ideals and beliefs bestowed upon him by others who would relish the destruction of our envied democracy. He is of these, for these and a representation of these very same characters. All of which who lack that which they are; Character. So too shall those who choose to walk in Obama’s footsteps by voting him to be President of the United States of America, be of questionable character.