How about those Czars? Go Czars…, at 18 and counting Obama has got enough for a sports team. The Czar-Bama’s with the support of Obama and his insatiable appetite to get what he wants, could sweep the Nation. First, they’ll take on the BCS, knocking out the SEC because after all they are a bunch of southern racist rednecks. And those Tea Bagging fans will get theirs too. Ticket booths can be guarded by the New Black Panthers with clubs to keep diehard fans away and after ticket sales fall, Obama can stimulate them with his taxpayer mojo. Then, viola’ no more BCS. It’ll be owned and ran by those other teams who could never compete with superior SEC teams in the first place. It’s called, “share the field.”

Not to exclude NAASCAR, they too would get what’s coming to ‘em. The new #18 ACORN Toyota Prius will be the first all ethnic team with the car driven by Sotomayor. She’ll try to prove that a black or Hispanic driver is better than any white man driver and will use her power as the newly formed “Give it to Whitey” Czar to ensure the rules are fair. Ethnic drivers will not be required to qualify as there must be a minimum ratio of ethnic drivers in the field for the race to take place. Their cars will not get inspected by officials so as to ensure no racial profiling occurs. After the first couple races of the season, sponsors will leave, ticket sales will plummet and a 10 billion dollar bailout will be granted by Obama. NAACSAR will be replaced by a multi-cultural, gender bending new series called ONACAR or Obama’s Non American or Christian Automobile Racing. With taxpayer backing the new sport, they’ll be a huge government success. “Gentlepersons, start your Engine’s!” Two major sports down and the Czar-Bama’s will be on their way to total competitive athletics domination.

Obama’s Czar happy antics lends itself to an emperor seeking to control every aspect of the paupers’ lives. From Auto Czar who will control the auto Indusstry to the newly formed cyber czar who will oversee the internet, each has a pre-determined objective. All will report to Obama on their progress towards taking over their respective industry. I’m confident we’ll have Jeremiah Wright as the new Ecclesiastics Czar and William Ayers for Terrorism Czar. Obama wants to change everything in America and have total control of our destiny. More government is better for everyone in Obama’s mind.

Whether it is sports, the internet or our cars, we are losing control to a tyrannical dictator who feels he knows what’s better for America. His vision is not America of today, but one which the “rightful owners” own and have total control. We’re already 75% there. All that’s left is to seize our property, shred the constitution and oppress opposing views. Limbaugh and Hannity are enemies of the state and they are targeted to be made an example of. When the time is right and enough control is seized, they will be publically castigated and humiliated. It is only a matter of time. All we need in one more Czar to make it happen. The Republican’s need to stop it. They need to stand up, raise their voices, listen to the people and get back to their roots. Just as the weakest Animal in the herd is first to die, America must always be the strongest and Obama and those like him who follow must know they will never feast on us again! Go Czar-Bama’s! Far Away! We have a country to love, defend and protect and you are no longer welcome. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a ONACAR race to turn off.

When will Dorothy ever click her heals? It seems we’ve all been swept away by some ignominious storm, dropped like soured limp cabbage into a pig trough onto the land of Obama’s fanciful collectivism. Who, like a whimsical Great Oz in his bigger than life imaginary flesh himself, exudes and image begotten by all the promises of “shovel ready” jobs, saving the economy and giving the middle class some of Bill Gates’ ill gotten capitalist gains. Like Oz, Obama created an image reality couldn’t support and all those rubber check promises have all but been shuffled to the forgotten Kansas farm.

His minions like good imaginary little people, the Democrats regurgitate hollow talking points like Nancy Pelosi at a mendacious convention. “He’s been in only 100 days.” Or the classic, “You can’t expect him to clean the mess Bush left him so soon.” Obama’s Presidential tenure is magically indemnified them from a seething rage sweltering in the patriotic bowels of average Americans.

When a small but industrious collection of apprehensive American’s united to participate in what was known as Tea Parties, Obama, the Democrats, Hollywood elitist and media conspired to marginalize, malign and defame them. They were intentionally stamped as Racist Rednecks who didn’t know history. They were portrayed as ignorant, spiteful and bigoted. This level of arrogance and presumptuousness is representative of anger and ire towards anyone who didn’t toe the liberal line.

Like Joe the Plumber was thrashed like a rag doll through the ropes like Ali pummeling his awed opponent and Sarah Palin was stripped of her dignity, motherhood and leadership, anyone who steps in the way of Obama will be ruined. Obama is not a byproduct of the liberal establishment; he is the angry stepchild who will spend a lifetime hiding behind a facade until the time to exact revenge is right. His time is here and we will feel his ire. One change at a time.

If I seem angry and bitter, I am not. The truth is never apparent to anyone who is not looking for it and often when it is found, it is too hard to believe. But, I feel that America is in deep peril. Our children will be indoctrinated further into the ideology of Socialism, our way of life will be replaced with collective community goals and sharing and the wealth most work a lifetime to build will be taken and redistributed to “the rightful owners.” We can all continue to hope Dorothy clicks her heels so we can get back to Kansas, or we can expose the real Oz and show those who doubt us and the rest of America the truest enemy comes from within. Stand up and let your voice be heard or sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride. It will get bumpy.

The Media will make every attempt to ratify Obama’s selection of Sotomayor to be Justice Sutter’s replacement on the Supreme Court. One need only to turn on the news to see the spin is already in as somehow reporters have re-defined being Puerto Rican, a woman and growing up in New York City projects in a single parent family as quantitative professional attributes. With those kinds of qualifications, who could possibly make it as far as she has? The fact she went to Yale Law School happens to be a filler story. The media will strategically focus all the attention from what is really happening and try to emphasize the “historical” elements so we can all be somehow magically warm and fuzzy over America’s demise.

The back story we won’t hear or see is obvious and has been buried by the complicit and far too arrogant mainstream press as nothing more than cliché right wing talking points. The fact remains however that Obama is and always has been an ardent professional community activist who happens to have smooth talked his way into the Presidency. Even more disturbing is he did so without any substantive critique or debate which effectually denied the American people any opportunity to make an informed choice. He fit the template, African American, young, rags to riches story and minimal political voting records by which to surmise his positions definitively. The media did for Obama what they will do now for Sotomayar and by extension for those hidden behind the scenes that have a personal stake in it all. Most of which are not your average Joe.

Obama’s real constituency is not the 135 plus million Americans, but the select shadow groups of anti-capitalist, anti-religion and anti-American’s who have collectively toiled and strategized tirelessly to marginalize the fundamental building blocks of our country. The ACLU, ACORN and hundreds of other money filtering splinter groups have combined resources to “take back” America. Obama is not only on board with the plight and agenda of these groups, he is the bus driver and will make his decisions, policy and as in this case, selections based on the cause. It’s apparent this selection is a present to his constituency and entirely representative of his personal interpretation that the U.S. Constitution is flawed. His storied passed as an activist is longer, deeper and more troubling than anything or time he spent as a professional politician. So, this selection is clearly another step towards redefining how America is structured politically, socially and economically.

It seems farcical to make the leap from Obama’s selection of Sotomayor to complicity in a de-facto socialization of America, but it all ties together tightly. Like Obama, Sotomayor fit the template of the media, activist groups and leftist. She is in effect the perfect candidate. She will vote in favor of those issues which best meets the “agenda” and against those of most American’s. Justice, in this case will not be blind as the promotion of personal agenda’s, dismantling the constitution and marginalizing the majority of American’s will supersede the will of the people and their rights. Taking from those who have and giving it to those who don’t is class warfare and restructuring America. This, at the end of the day, IS the real story. You won’t hear it, read it or see it and even though I said it, who am I? Guess, I don’t fit the template? Change anyone?

I have so many rambling thoughts and negatives floating in my little brain right now, I’, not sure I could keep a cohesive thought long enough to write an entire article. So, bear with me as this is my scramble rant.

I hate taxes and am taxed for everything from gas, tags, cigarettes and groceries to driving on roads and even talking on the phone. Here’s the one tax that urks me the most; the Federal Universal Service Fee on my phone bill. I like how they candy coat it as a “Fee,” as though it’s not a tax. Mandated by the FCC for all major carriers to pay, it is not required for them to pass it on to us. Say, What?! Yeah, a business would never think of passing on the cost of doing business or providing a product to the consumer. Oh, yeah I forgot Politician’s don’t know how to run a business. All they can run is their mouths and usually from both sides. No wonder.

When did “Global Warming” switch to “Climate Change?” I missed the memo somewhere or I wasn’t in the right Bio-Dome when the announcement was made. Warming to change was a definite calculation and likely effective. In August when it’s hot, it’s climate change and February when your tongue gets stuck to the flag pole, it’s climate change. It’s a much broader lie and will cover any and every extreme “Nature” has to offer. Smart move Al Gore, you are a Mr. liar, liar Pants on climate change.

I want less of Obama and more of anything else. Heck, I’ll take the home shopping network. Anything but him! Every channel your turn there’s something about Obama, someone talking about Obama, someone making media love to Obama. Everywhere! When Liberals want to get intimate do they put in a tape of Obama? Now there’s streets named after Obama, television stations called Obama and on and on and on… Please, for the love of God, STOP!!! No more Obama.

I want my McDOnald’s French fries back along with a hamburger which more resembles the “Big Mac.” Why are we having to eat fries that taste like rhino butt? Don’t ask me how I know what that taste like, just trust me on it. I want the government and all these weasel promoting healthy eating to butt (I said butt again, get it?) out. It’s my body and my stomach. This is the real right to choose issue. You tofu lickers, took my burger an made it the size of a flat meatball and took the good fat and made it bad. Please, we are all going to die and I think there’s some history and science on my side when I make that prediction, so let me die happy. You eat what you want and I don’t complain. So, stop with the food magic. I’m hungry.

O.k., all done for now. I feel a little better and hope you didn’t get too upset. See ya!

With all the hoopla regarding Biped Bo’s new fuel efficiency standards, I for one think there is some positive to glean from it. In fact, if we step back, way back and look at it harder, we’ll see our concerns are unwarranted. Apart from the obvious, job losses, less vehicle for more money, circuses having to re-do their clown acts because the 25 clowns out of a small car won’t be as funny, there’s some certain benefits.

Like, the old days of flying from state to state and renting a car to get to business meetings will be long gone. Thanks to Biped Bo and his blind sheep, we’ll be able to check our cars in as a carry-on. No worries about the fuel or oil. The 8 oz. bottles will be sufficient to carry enough corn oil and pig fat to operate the car for the first 100 miles down hill and 17 uphill, with a push. There should be very little traffic on the main arteries so no jams to worry about.

Major roads will be reserved for Biped Bo and other Liberal Elitist to use. Our “skitter scatter’s” will fit finely on bike paths and make seeing the country side that much more enjoyable. Imagine sputtering along on your way to work on an early spring morning and seeing all the flowers and nature as you pass by the Mansions of Al Gore and his ilk. Slowing down to smell the roses will save lives as stress will a bygone malady.

There’ll be no smelling those icky exhaust fumes while being stuck in traffic or tunnels either. With most cars running on things like grease and bio diesel, the aroma’s of French fries, pop corn and the occasional fart as some cars will run on waste matter, will surround us. With a constant sensory overload, we’ll be less inclined to eat as well. We’ll be nauseated by the thought of food. This will benefit not just us, but our world brother’s as well.

We’ll be able to send more of our food for free to Africa and Asia as we fat, lazy inconsiderate American’s will drop the pounds and won’t be revered anymore by the UN as gluttons or selfish. Obesity will become a mental disease and fat people will be secured in state run facilities. As a result, women will spend more time at the public beaches because those fatty’s in thongs will be safely locked away from the more perfect populous. Babes on the beach, only men with hot bod’s, it’s a veritable Eden thanks to Biped Bo.

There are so many benefits; we would be remiss to not prance gleefully through prairies of wildflowers. We should worship Biped Bo for he has granted this opportunity to us. Smaller cars, means less fatty’s in thongs, drop and go auto’s and less stress. We need to see the big picture for as we transition from a capitalist, rule of law Republic into a European 3rd world, second rate socialist collective, we won’t care the size of car we drive. All we’ll care about is how stupid, weak minded, sellouts we were when we realize that we had an opportunity to fight back but didn’t. So, let’s all either take our Hugo’s or whatever and be good little citizens or stand up, scream and take back our damn country. How many Liberals can we shove in one of Biped Bo’s little socialist cars and will Harry, Nancy or Biped Bo drive? Let’s find out, I’ll buy the gas, here’s a nickel. That should get them to Canada and away from the UNITES STATES of AMERICA!

Third in line to assume the Commander in Chief and CEO of our country and Nancy Pelosi drops the bomb on the CIA. It took incredible courage for Nancy to say, not merely imply, but actually say the CIA and Bush Administration lied, and lied regularly to Congress and the American People. Her first real tap dance with inquisitive reporters turned out to be a training video for the NSA in identifying nervousness. If terrorist were like Pelosi, forget about water boarding and sick the teeth grinding media on them. All indicators say reporters hate to be lied to and once they smell blood, the teeth penetrate deep. My prediction, Pelosi moves swiftly from Speaker of the House to a post more suited to her liberal, air headed and corruptness; Housewife.

Biped Bo, not one to shy away from controversy, especially when it flies in the face of most American’s, will be giving the Commencement speech at Our Lady, Notre Dame on Sunday. My prediction, Graduates while firmly standing with the Catholic pro-life morays, will take a second to do a “what if” reflection for at least one exception a little over 40 years ago.

Chrysler will be shutting down a 1,000 independent franchise dealerships in an effort to save money as they venture closer toward bankruptcy. The intend is apparently to maximize the sales of those dealerships with the best sales and eliminating those with the least. My prediction, Biped Bo is going to own a lot of crappy cars as he will force Chrysler to build cars no red blooded American would be caught dead in. Say, HUGO!

As the Supreme court loses one of it’s own, Biped Bo is actively seeking a replacement. In his defense he is looking for only the most credentialed and highly qualified to take the high seat. My predictions, the new judge will be a African-Hispanic, transgender lesbian woman in a wheelchair from Chicago who campaigned and voted for Biped Bo.

The Taliban will continue to be challenged in Afghanistan as American Troops bravely battle in the Valley of Death. The controversy over America’s culpability in the death of innocent Afghan’s will be further stirred as offensive strategies put more pressure on the region. My prediction, an American soldier will give a chocolate bar to an Afghan child. The parents of the child will file suit in American courts contending the child was intimidated because the soldier had a weapon. Thereby, he felt his life was in danger unless he took the chocolate. The ACLU, will represent the child’s family pro-bono and win. Soldier’s will no longer be able to give children chocolate anymore unless they get written permission from their parents first.

Karl Rove’s answers to questions by special council regarding the firing of Federal Attorneys by the Bush Administration will be scrutinized this week. After years of silence by Rove on this issue, he is being forced to respond to allegations that he knew more than what was originally reported and that he knew the contentious firings were politically motivated. My prediction, Rove will find himself in hot water after he answers the following question, “If you knew, legally that the firings were legal but could be interpreted by someone else as illegal and you didn’t know, were the firings therefore legally illegal; yes or no?

Universal health care is now the top agenda item for congress and Biped Bo. As they move forward to make major reforms, new definitions for medical conditions will be demanded by Biped Bo’s administration. My Prediction, pregnancy will be deemed as Acute Termporanis or “maybe baby.” Terminal Illness will now be called, “No roomis terminis or No Affordis.

My final predictions for the week are Liberals will continue to blame Bush for everything from the economy to Nancy Pelosi’s ignorance. Politics‘, not America will remain their top priority. Biped Bo will consider raising the tax on tea and the Supreme Court will start wearing ethnic dresses and listening to rap music in an effort to demonstrate empathy. And we, well we’ll just continue to scratch our heads wondering whether Wanda Sykes is a comedian or an incredibly demonstrative specimen of evolution still having a ways to go. Only God knows that answer. See ya!

For those few readers who’ve come for a whiff of humor in our otherwise depressing news driven media, I apologize. Today, I’m hitting on all of us. If I offend anyone; good!

“A humble man can hear the subtle rumble in the distance. His heart pound mightily for he knows the time has come. He, like those who come upon him shall with honor and purest of heart step upon the path which leads American’s back to America; a land known as the greatest land and people in the history of humanity. Damned will be those who want anything less.”
C.B. Stiggins

Much like the main stream media’s inference that Biped Bo was somehow entitled to the Presidency, America too has embraced the entitlement mentality. Being Black no more paved the road to the white house any more than being poor paves the road to free living. There is and always has been a certain level of sacrifice on the part of individuals to make a living. Those who fall short however have come to expect us to kick in so they can provide for themselves and their families.

The problem arises however, not when we offer assistance to these “unfortunate” but when they have an expectation of a certain standard of living to go along with it. A car, a house large enough for them and the multiple children, food, medical, electricity, phone, internet, bussing, schools and more are all expected and provided. They will work a part time job to supplement the freebies we provide and use that for things like cable, beer, clothes and whatever else they would generally want. Then, at the end of the year and based on the number of kids they get a huge tax “refund.” Free money? Where’s the incentive to work, to improve ones self, and to get off the working man’s gravy train?

Fact is, there is no reason or incentive to do anything but the minimum required to either stay on the train or to ensure the ride never ends. These same people to include illegal immigrants will also receive Social Security benefits when they decide to retire from retirement. The entire Welfare and Social Security system runs against what is quintessentially American. Our forefathers didn’t give us anything more than a clean slate from which to chisel our destiny’s from. If someone didn’t work, they didn’t eat. All they had to do was pick up a shovel to help a neighbor tend his land to earn a hot meal and if lucky to sleep in the barn. There was nothing more dishonorable than to not do a hard days work for a hard days pay.

As generations past and America matured, being American was synonymous with the American Dream. Where anyone could take an idea, muddle up a little ambition and add a little sweat to get to where they could achieve all their dreams. Simple as they were, a house, a family, good job and food on the table, it was and still is a working man’s idea of success. So, how did we get from working for what you have to getting what everyone else has for nothing?

We did it. Those who work everyday, pay their taxes on time, provide for their families and obey the law are the ones who let all this happen. We do not vote, are not actively involved in our communities and do not convey a unified and collective dissatisfaction for what we’ve let the government and society become. There was a time when town folk let it be known when someone wasn’t welcome in their town. When someone did something wrong, it was known by all and shamed was the person who did the wrong. Today, there is no shame. No way of seeding the expectations of what a man is, what a woman is and much less, what it means to be a part of a community.

Our children are taught by strangers. Most by those with ideals which may be counter to our own. For 12 years our children are indoctrinated into a society which rewards minimal and denies nothing. Fist fights to settle a disagreement are considered felonies, questioning a teacher is a sin and tattling on your parents for perceived grievances is mandatory. We have allowed ourselves to be weakened and it will take decades to get our America back. It will take us all to get rid of the Biped Bo’s, freeloading Welfare gravy train riders and re-instill a willingness and demand by society to know the difference between what id right and what is wrong.

The recent Tea Parties was but a flicker in the night of the fire that will soon follow as American’s who love their families, care for their country and work hard as a matter of principal, become a fire. The night will be lit as though day and the roar that is rage will be heard around the world. No more we will sacrifice our country to those who are not willing to work, fight or die for her.

More Tea Parties will follow and more people will rise to the occasion. It is a sad day when the majority of people must stand up against a few in a display of discontent. But, our failure to stand will force our children to sit. We must let our voices be heard and let our message be imprinted into the history of our country. What will our Grandchildren say of us if, when their time comes, they are able to say anything at all. Be strong, be tall and be loud. Be American.

I’ll be back tomorrow. God Bless You!

It’s nearly a month since Bo stepped into the limelight as America’s newest top dog and as everyone knows if you want to be a star, you’re fair game. But, we must first ask how exactly Bo got his name. Is it a coincidence his name happens to be the same initial’s as, who other than Barak Obama. Rightfully, ‘BHO’ wouldn’t have the same kick like ‘Bo’ so narcissism dictated and they did right by leaving the ‘H’ out of Bo’s name. So, from now on and to ensure a complete understanding which Bo I’m referring to, I’ll refer to the Bo who goes #2 on the White House lawn as Bo and the other Bo, who goes #2 on all of us as “Biped Bo.”

American’s and the world at large are wondering why Biped Bo doesn’t share Bo with us more. We waited in anticipation for the day when he would be chosen. We sat, glued to NBC and CNN waiting for the day when who knew what dog we would be graced with. Personally, I couldn’t eat or sleep for weeks because the sheer suspense was too much for my fragile mind to endure. Then, after what seemed an eternity, there he was. The most beautiful Portuguese something or other Mutt we ever set our eyes on. Thank goodness the wait was over. It’s like America’s four legged hairy child and we gave collective birth to our pal Bo. A day, no one will easily forget for sure.

But now, where is Bo? He’s not giving interviews. We don’t know what he’s eating or when he goes potty. We know almost nothing of our beloved new pooch. I think we’ve earned the right to see Biped Bo and Bo together frolicking freely across the immaculate manicured lawn. The mainstream media’s focusing on Biped Bo and Joe eating burgers is a waste of good journalism. It’s time for our respected newspapers to start focusing on the real stories like Bo. It’s not always got to be about Biped Bo. We deserve more of our canine king.

As Biped Bo works to remake the world from behind his teleprompter, Bo should be beside him. Not hidden away in some luxurious guest house with a Nanny and Butler. Bo deserves better and so does America and the World. Bo needs to be face behind a cause, a celebratory cabinet member who will in his own way, make us all better people. Biped, it’s time that you make Bo more than just First Dog. We Taxpayers would happily pay a seven figure salary to have Bo in a key position. He’ll be the best cabinet member you have.

He’s never had to pay taxes, so the right wing tax evasion ploy is mute. Unlike your pal Joe, he’ll know when to shut up and won’t required a staff of 12 to tell us what he meant to say after he says it. If you a loose leash, he’ll be able to intimidate those Chrysler lawyers better than what you have now. He’s certainly more photogenic than Janet Reno, er Napolitano. Sorry, they look alike. Even better, instead of just saying you won’t release those infamous Flyover photo’s you could just say Bo ate them, problem solved. You and the world would be better if Bo was more than just your token pooch.

I hope my arguments are taken seriously so that soon Biped Bo will make perhaps the only sound decision to be made. Use Bo, for you and us. Bo will be better respected than all of your staff and we’ll be more apt to focus on him rather than Biped. We need to keep the world at bay, prevent terrorist from attacking us and make sure those shameless rich people are brought to justice. Give Bo an opportunity and watch as America’s first Black dog changes America. Maybe he’ll even keep Biped so busy with him, we might just make it through the next four years. You go Bo.

I must come clean. There is no reason for me to hide from the truth anymore and it would be a true misrepresentation for me not to share the truth with my readers. Have I used “true” to much? If so, I apologize as I know it’s not a real word anymore. I am a homophobe, islamaphobe, racist bigot, domestic terrorist, sexist and anti-earth. In fact I am anything that those who don’t want to truly debate call me. It’s time for me to accept it and finally come to terms with the fact that soon, I will be attending one of Obama’s “Change” camps.

I will arrive at 10:00 p.m. just after palates. The instructor will file me along with all the other right wing ingrates and make us stand side by side. He’ll be intimidating with his hip hugger checkered bell bottoms and bright orange blouse. He swings his man-purse behind him, places his hands on his hips, elbows back and with a huff, begins our first lesson. “What arrrrrrre you wearing? Oh my gosh, my James has got to see you.” He prances hastily towards the door, “James, sweetheart…you have to come here, honey. This is the worst I have ever seen.”

Classes will consist of How to be a man’s man, What women really want and why men can’t give it to them, Allah and you and the most important of all, Al Gore’s how I made God and why he wants’ you to buy Carbon Credits. Rosie will be a special guest speaker for All Skanks Day and as part of the celebration there’ll be a pie throwing contest and Bush effigy burning. It will be an arduous and demanding camp. But once complete, the world will be much better off.

No more war or killings. Guns will not be needed and pretty flowers will replace rebel flags in the south. Camels, genetically engineered to eat only roses will replace SUV’s. No more nasty poopies, only crap that smell like roses. Cows will be pets, fish will be given human rights by the United Nations and other domestic animals will be provided affordable housing. Who could argue with such change and progress?

Congress will vote to have the ‘P’ removed from President so Obama can live in the White House forever and Nancy Pelosi will be known as the Queen of hearts. Decks of cards will no longer contain Aces or Kings. Unites States of America will be changed to Martin Luther King Land and the Rainbow Flag replaces the stars and stripes. Euphoria will sweep the world and all because of “Change.”

I am going to chuck my lunch right now. If the left had their way and it looks like they are, we are all going to be choking down our alfalfa and sprouts. The way I see it, is this land was willed to us by our forefathers and it is being disrespected and ruined by a bunch of naïve twits. If we don’t stand up for what we believe in and take back what rightfully belongs to us, it will be gone forever. So get off our rosy smelling camels, stop giving Al Gore your money and tell Obama, “This land is your land, this land is my land.” Now back to camp. See ya, guy men!

Transparency? Ooh, that’s a big word. But just what’s it mean to say, people who speak-a-English? Not the same as the Obama administration. We all know politician’s make promises they don’t keep and that’s expected of people who can’t even make it as used car salesmen. But, to blatantly disregard a functional promise, and then, when it’s a principal motivation for voters to elect someone as President, it’s fraud.

Can we do take backs? Over $300,000.00 was spent to take a picture. That’s over $800 a day for the next 365 days. I can only wonder how many carbon credit kick backs is Al Gore missing? Michelle could have bought 600 new pairs of her funky sneakers to wear while feeding the homeless (do they make that many colors) and how many errands could Obama send Hillary on to keep her out of his face? Has she been to Mymansacheaterstan yet?

Apart from the obvious block headed idea to take a picture of one of the most photographed aircraft in the world, there were likely other reasons for the Up-Yours-New York escapade. For instance, I am writing about it. I’m not talking about Obama’s policies, the Trillions of Dollars of Debt he’s creating or his providing comfort to the enemy by his decision to release the CIA interrogation documents. Nope, I’m talking ‘bout a stinking photograph. And friends, that suits Mr. Swaybama just fine.

The more time we spend on crap like this, the more time he has to spend weaving the web that will forever entrap America into Socialism. The media likes to focus on the Obama’s like they’re the modern day Kennedy’s or America’s version of the king and queen of England. They will cover feel good stories such Bo the dog they saved from certain death because it was returned to its breeder. Poor thing, Bo may have had been sold for less than $10,000. A tragedy I tell you; a downright tragedy! Michael Vick was almost ready to close the deal, but luckily sneakers gave Michelle superpowers and she got there first.

The bottom line in all this is that we’re in the middle of the biggest snake oil salesman scam our country has ever seen. Yet, we watch in amazement as our homes, livelihoods, way of life and if Bill had his way, our wives are disappearing. American’s are now considered terrorist instead of, can I say it, Radical Islamist. By the time Obama is done with us, were going to be getting spoon fed by Michelle. I only hope the weak; lust filled mainstream media reaches down to find a pair of Man Marbles in time. If not, I’m going into photography or Telepromptering. They are the only two of the Millions of Jobs still yet to be created by Mr. Obama.

How many Obama’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wait, that’s not right, let’s try that again. How many Obama’s does it take to screw up America. The answer is obvious and I already know the joke is sophomoric, but hey our President has Joe Biden, so I am perfectly entitled to stay stupid things. And since your reading this probably means one of two things, either you’re stupid also or you’re sick and tired of people in the media rubbing their tingling thighs as they make verbal love to their puppet master.

Perhaps I’m a little too cynical when it comes to the medias reporting on Obama and his minions. So, I’ll try to be more, what’s that old, rarely practiced word…, “Objective.” Yeah, that’s it. Let’s start with yesterday’s press conference for instance. He was asked 13 questions in approximately fifty five drooling media minutes and averaged a record breaking 4 minutes per answer. It should have been on pay per view.

The action packed, no holds barred spar between those snide nerds and the pencil necked dork standing at the podium was a definite edge of the seat spectacle. I wouldn’t have missed it even if it was on every single channel in North American, the Andes’ and yet unheard of countries to be created by our new world. But, I did. I watched a couple of questions, but the shear excitement was too stressful for my fragile conservative heart and mind. Obama tackled each cheap shot question like Ali.

He didn’t have to take on those silly softball questions about the upcoming release of 30 Gitmo Detainees, or the handing out like cotton candy all those insignificant top secret CIA documents about terrorist interrogations. He didn’t have to dilly dally with the recent NYC scare fest created by Air Force One or the economy which everyone already knows the government is becoming the biggest shareholder. Nope, he dealt with tough ones. Thanks media for keeping “Ol’ Rubber Side” on his toes. Where would we be without you?

The media baked the biggest crap cake America has ever seen and has spend the better part of the last 3 years telling us to eat more. They know it taste bad, but they’re not eating it, just feeding it to us. I for one am so darn full of the media’s crappy, irresponsible and unethical baking practices, I want them all in Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen. Take ‘em Ramsey and tell them to get the heck out. Let’s get some people in the kitchen who know what it means to cook.

Yes, there will be many, many, many more, “hey look at me, I’m the President. Aren’t I pretty” news conferences. The media will steadily shove crap cake down our throats and we’ll continue to scratch our heads wondering how we got to where we’re at today. But, just remember, as he stands on the ladder, trying to screw up America and the media holds him steady, America is the greatest civilization in the history of the world. There will be crumbs and we will pick them up and make a bigger, better and stronger cake. Only this time, sorry Mr. Media, it won’t taste like crap.

Rom Emanuel said, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” So, we can fully expect the Swine Flu which has killed less people in the past week than people falling out of Indonesian Apricot trees, to be the launching pad of Healthcare reform. I don’t know for sure if there is such a tree, but I am confident, if there is, people could have fallen to their deaths stealing it’s succulent fruit. It still remains that we are being led to believe that we are one alarm shy of being fat and center (didn’t want to use dead center, too macabre) of a global Pandemic. Obama’s team is assembled and the pieces are falling into place. All we need is fear. And lots of it.

For nearly a week the media, which incidentally happened to overwhelmingly support, ehem, Mr. Obama, have been steadily ramping up it’s efforts to grind into our impressionable simple minds that the Swine Flu is scary. Very scary. Flights to Mexico have been diverted, cruise ship’s re-routed, travelers canceling long time vacation plans and Chinese paper mask manufacturers have started hiring by the thousands, are all the result of the media’s relentless attack. It was today when we had the first, let me repeat, t-h-e first death in the U.S. It doesn’t matter they were in the U.S. from Mexico to seek medical attention. It only matters it happened HERE! Run! We’re all going to DIE!!!

The message may be subliminal but it’s there. All this hype is meant to let people know that just like the economic crisis, only the government can protect us. They are the only ones big enough to produce enough vaccine to save American from certain death. Or, at least the 2 or 3 who may be in danger. They are the only ones with enough resources to organize treatment for masses of scared sheep flocking to get the cure. They are the only ones who can speak to a nation to instill calm and reassurance during a time of such crisis. Yet, so far the best they have done for us is to tell us to wash our hands and if we feel sick, stay home. Wash my hands? Done! Now what all mighty and knowing government?

We are being led down a dark and precarious path where our government has unilaterally decided we the American people are too stupid, too weak and too poor to fend for ourselves. This crisis will undoubtedly lead to universal healthcare. Thusly, just as we will be told the type of cars we like and can drive, how much employees should be paid and when we can use our government ration of electricity, we will also be at their whim for all our medical decisions. Imagine the implications of such a change.

Who will get cancer treatment? If you’re too old or too sick, will you be told to go home and die so someone else younger or with a higher social status can have the bed? Universal healthcare is nothing more than Socialized medicine. Rationing and typical government red tape hindering Doctors who will be paid by the government will be dictated to as to the types of treatment to render and who to treat will be rampant. Politicians running anything is scary enough, but when they politicize our healthcare, now that’s is scary.

So, get ready as Obama heeds the drum beat of his buddy Rom and launches the biggest missile in his Socialist arsenal and drops it square on us all. The Swine Flu is an inane if not innocuous virus. But the media, still in their euphoric state of seeing their man in the White House is in bed with him and are complicit in making us all believe it is more, much more. Simplify all the hype and read into the message being conveyed. Yes, people are sick, but even the White House has said, just wash your hands. More importantly, do not climb Indonesian Apricot trees.

I can’t even fly my new Smurf kite 200 feet up without men in black suits surrounding my “compound.” That’s my house because I fly an American flag and sport a choose life bumper sticker on my SUV. I’m kind of an in your face antagonize. Still, I can’t figure out yet which symbol pisses off the rad left more. Even less, where I stand on the watch list. Soon, I’ll blatantly flaunt a what would Jesus do T-shirt. That’ll get me closer to the top. Though, I’ll never be able to top the Statue of Liberty fly by Obama gifted New York yesterday.

We should never underestimate the influence Obama has. Just today, Arlen Specter announced he was running as a Democrat. This, after 30 years as a Republican…. Pause…,(waiting for liberals to finish throwing up dinner after I used the ’R’ word). O.k., two day ago, “Hey Arlen, wanna fly my trick daddy ride?” Arlen, jumping up and down, “Yes, yes, yes, please, can I, can I?” Then, kaboom! Air Force One has a “photo op!” Coincidence? I don’t think so. It all makes sense. Just like one of Obama’s off the cuff speeches minus the teleprompter. There’s no other logical explanation. Obama, has pimped his cruiser for a new whore in the Democratic house.

The Republican party will never be the same without good ‘ol Arlen. I think I can speak for the other person who believes Arlen’s legacy will be, um…, who cares. Though, I’m sure he has something to leave as a measure of his effectiveness and principles. Oh, yeah a cool photo! Other than that, good rid dens. At least we know where he stands now.

Air Force One is now one of Obama’s high priced whores, Arlen is his new call girl and we are all his John’s. The nest time, someone, whoever decides to scare the crap of New York the way Obama’s administration did yesterday, modify the flight plan. Go somewhere else. We’re getting to the point of having enough. Now, leave me alone, my Smurf kite is calling me and I’ve got to get closer to the top of the watch list.

Hope? What is hope? I hope you get healthy soon. Or, I hope you like your new job. What in the hell does Obama mean hen he says “hope?” Hope is a wish, not a probability. Anyone who flaunts this as anything other is a blatant manipulator in the same light as snake oil salesmen of old. Obama plays to people he knows will buy his message hook line and sinker. People who have made a living dreaming and wishing rather than thinking and doing. The only exception would be the other elitists such as Oprah who want to be invited to the party more than they would ever consider fighting for or defending this great country. Indeed, those people who are independent , responsible and have an inherent love of god and country, are immune to and angered by Obama and his ilk.

This may be uncomfortable to anyone who is voting for Obama, but to be as direct as possible, you are an ignorant, co-dependent self loathing and thankless representation of what makes America great. Yes, you have a right to believe and say whatever you want. You also have the right to vote for whomever you feel like voting for. But, with these rights comes a responsibly to ensure those people who you vote for are going to represent you, protect and uphold the Constitution of the United States and to serve America above all else.

Obama does not respect the Constitution, Democracy or America. His rhetoric spews of an elitist who much like the Madonna’s of Hollywood who use fake accents while trashing the very country and people which made them who they are, think they are better. He has the audacity to tell Americans they are self-serving, selfish bigots. The only people I know who are bigots, hate lying, manipulative and condescending political thugs like Obama. The only race we consider is the one which ultimately leads to the White House.

Contrary to the liberal efforts over the last 30-40 years to demoralize, disenfranchise and minimize those who do not share their contempt for America and Christianity, they have only made us stronger. Now, we are angry and ready to take this battle to the polls. We will, one by one, separate but united, young, old, white, black, red, on our feet or in our chairs make you see once and for all, that our love for this country is deeper and stronger than any loathing you may have for the same. So, to all the people who would rather live under the reign of Obama’s Socialist regime for four years than in freedom no matter the cost now is the time for you to practice Obama‘s empty message of “hope.”

He who walks in the steps of men of questionable character is a man who in of himself of questionable character. Obama lacks nothing in eloquence. History reveals much of men who with silver tongues heralded massive crowds of swooning believers. Who all in good faith would then place their livelihood in what they come to trust in the hands of a great gifted man. Despite knowing little more than what the man wants others to know. Hidden truths of a past which if known by others would diminish or ruin the façade.

He will project nurturing, caring and empathetic messages. His speeches resound heartily within the psyche of the people. Change and hope, normally empty words suddenly have taken on connotations of prosperity and peace. Innuendo whispered of plausible enemies who if the followers were to march in unison to the drum beat of the messenger will be defeated. A message where affluence is a sin when others are dubbed “less fortunate.” Like a mother consoling a child wishing for a toy they do not have, he’ll caress listeners with a better way. One which all children could share and every child would never be without what others have but they do not. Sacrifice is mute as mother will provide.

Obama’s ability to convey messages through empty words are masterful. Many have succumb to his message of hope and change. It is clear Obama is a man with a destiny. Albeit unclear what that is. He believes in the commonality of man-kind. A world where all people share the fortunes of those more capable and driven. Where one who lacks the initiative to achieve others will provide. These “Victims of society” will be rewarded while the “Lucky” will be punished. In an Obama world, attributes which propel Americans towards success, will be the fruit trees from which others will freely pluck the rewards. They’ll need not contribute. Just merely be.

It is not enough to have the opportunity, the freedom to make choices, right or wrong as they may be in an Obama world. Instead, those who do make the right choices and work hard to succeed are considered fortuitous. Fortune is not earned it just is. It is easy to take something away when it never would have happened were it not for luck in first place. Obama wants the money, prestige and success of those “fortunate” to be shared amongst us people. For many, Obama’s vision and ideals will require little more than their vote on November 4^th. Obama is buying votes with others money. A no risk investment which yields a powerful stick.

When people sell their voices something that is free the inherent price for the goods sold by the man with the silver tongue is the loss of ones personal freedom. No longer will America be the land of opportunity where man was free to seek the American Dream. Those who have will fight to keep what they’ve earned . Those who have not will fight to take it. Socialism. Class warfare. Obama has become who he is because of the ideals and beliefs bestowed upon him by others who would relish the destruction of our envied democracy. He is of these, for these and a representation of these very same characters. All of which who lack that which they are; Character. So too shall those who choose to walk in Obama’s footsteps by voting him to be President of the United States of America, be of questionable character.