Third in line to assume the Commander in Chief and CEO of our country and Nancy Pelosi drops the bomb on the CIA. It took incredible courage for Nancy to say, not merely imply, but actually say the CIA and Bush Administration lied, and lied regularly to Congress and the American People. Her first real tap dance with inquisitive reporters turned out to be a training video for the NSA in identifying nervousness. If terrorist were like Pelosi, forget about water boarding and sick the teeth grinding media on them. All indicators say reporters hate to be lied to and once they smell blood, the teeth penetrate deep. My prediction, Pelosi moves swiftly from Speaker of the House to a post more suited to her liberal, air headed and corruptness; Housewife.

Biped Bo, not one to shy away from controversy, especially when it flies in the face of most American’s, will be giving the Commencement speech at Our Lady, Notre Dame on Sunday. My prediction, Graduates while firmly standing with the Catholic pro-life morays, will take a second to do a “what if” reflection for at least one exception a little over 40 years ago.

Chrysler will be shutting down a 1,000 independent franchise dealerships in an effort to save money as they venture closer toward bankruptcy. The intend is apparently to maximize the sales of those dealerships with the best sales and eliminating those with the least. My prediction, Biped Bo is going to own a lot of crappy cars as he will force Chrysler to build cars no red blooded American would be caught dead in. Say, HUGO!

As the Supreme court loses one of it’s own, Biped Bo is actively seeking a replacement. In his defense he is looking for only the most credentialed and highly qualified to take the high seat. My predictions, the new judge will be a African-Hispanic, transgender lesbian woman in a wheelchair from Chicago who campaigned and voted for Biped Bo.

The Taliban will continue to be challenged in Afghanistan as American Troops bravely battle in the Valley of Death. The controversy over America’s culpability in the death of innocent Afghan’s will be further stirred as offensive strategies put more pressure on the region. My prediction, an American soldier will give a chocolate bar to an Afghan child. The parents of the child will file suit in American courts contending the child was intimidated because the soldier had a weapon. Thereby, he felt his life was in danger unless he took the chocolate. The ACLU, will represent the child’s family pro-bono and win. Soldier’s will no longer be able to give children chocolate anymore unless they get written permission from their parents first.

Karl Rove’s answers to questions by special council regarding the firing of Federal Attorneys by the Bush Administration will be scrutinized this week. After years of silence by Rove on this issue, he is being forced to respond to allegations that he knew more than what was originally reported and that he knew the contentious firings were politically motivated. My prediction, Rove will find himself in hot water after he answers the following question, “If you knew, legally that the firings were legal but could be interpreted by someone else as illegal and you didn’t know, were the firings therefore legally illegal; yes or no?

Universal health care is now the top agenda item for congress and Biped Bo. As they move forward to make major reforms, new definitions for medical conditions will be demanded by Biped Bo’s administration. My Prediction, pregnancy will be deemed as Acute Termporanis or “maybe baby.” Terminal Illness will now be called, “No roomis terminis or No Affordis.

My final predictions for the week are Liberals will continue to blame Bush for everything from the economy to Nancy Pelosi’s ignorance. Politics‘, not America will remain their top priority. Biped Bo will consider raising the tax on tea and the Supreme Court will start wearing ethnic dresses and listening to rap music in an effort to demonstrate empathy. And we, well we’ll just continue to scratch our heads wondering whether Wanda Sykes is a comedian or an incredibly demonstrative specimen of evolution still having a ways to go. Only God knows that answer. See ya!