The utter proficiency of Queen Pelosi’s “stab and run” skills is awe inspiring. Had we ten eyes, this insolent Public Employee would have poked all her fingers into them. Today, while nervously fielding reporters questions determined to get her to expound on last weeks controversial allegation the CIA lies all the time, she abruptly smacked the reporters down. While continuing to stand behind her previous statement, tactlessly, she made it ever so crystal clear no questions a propos enhanced interrogation would be entertained. She did however “graciously” tolerate one question only insolently reject any efforts on the part of reporters to prod further. The media and thus American’s demanding answers apparently are not worthy of this Public Servant turned Monarch’s honest, unfiltered answers.

Nancy can sing and she can dance, but her assault and run antics have paved the path for an almost certain political demise. She overlooked one important matter, the media does not take kindly to being rebuked or ignored. When the news geeks smell blood, they know it will lead to a person’s ruin. The savagery of slanted story hungry reporters will dine till Nancy’s flesh is ripped free from every bone. Then, they chew and chew till nothing remotely remains of which person the bones even belonged to. They did it to Bush and liberal or not, she’s weak and injured and reporters will pounce. So, I would advise Nancy to start making plans for her future in a career other than politics. The mere prospect has leant me to ponder just what kind of position would be suited for a disgraced politico like Queen Nancy?

Could a Brothel be a viable option for Pelosi? It may appear at first someone with such a high profiled left wing political career in a house of ill repute far stretched, but it’s not. I think it’s a perfect match. They are legendary for presenting false fronts and what may appear on the surface as innocent and enticing are instead expert liars and manipulators. They are solely interested in taking a customer’s money, not unlike Pelosi and her left wing minions. As the Madam she could regulate all tricks and govern who does what, where and when. Much like she does as the Speaker of the House now, she could be the dominatrix. With full control of the money generated at the expense of the providers she could then re-distribute as she see’s fit. Nancy could do like she does now and simply take the money then provide the attendants whatever she wants. In the end, the workers are just like taxpayers and ultimately are the ones who get screwed and Nancy, as the Government, gets fatter, richer and more priveledged. The more I think about it, I think she’ll feel right at home in a brothel. After all, Politician’s sell their power no different than a prostitute would sell their assets. But, if Madam Pelosi happened to not come to fruition there are still other opportunities hers for the picking.

Funeral Homes or Crematoriums would be another great career transition for Nancy. The dead can’t defend themselves against slanderous accusations. She could stand before the family of the deceased and try to spew lies to ruin the reputations of people she never met, much less knew anything about. Let’s see how long it takes for someone to pop some integrity into her head then. Fact is, her knowledge of what the CIA does or has done to protect the U.S. is about the same as any strange dead man. This is of course despite the fact it’s her job as Speaker of the House to know. When she’s done ripping the last vestiges of honor of the deceased, she could focus on the job at hand and which she’s most experienced at, burying or burning. Her political experience while not effectively the same skill set is nonetheless subjectively comparative. She is the driver of bus rolling over the messenger, killing anyone who opposes her. Burying or burning her political opponents is just ceremonial for Pelosi and her ilk.

Nancy may be Speaker of the House and 3rd in line to the Obama throne, but her effort to disgrace those hero’s who safeguard us is an embarrassment and slap in the face to all American’s. Humility, honesty and respect seem to be evasive attributes in Washington. But for Pelosi to lie unflinchingly by continuing to assert the CIA mislead her and American’s is insulting, condescending and grounds for dismissal from her position. Whether she works in a Brothel or Funeral home is up to her as long as she cannot defame the hero’s who protect us anymore. Oh! And when she does get the boot, take the jet and give her a bicycle to ride back to San Francisco on. Since she’s so concerned about the rest of us doing our part to save the earth, I’m sure she’ll be happy to put her pedals where her mouth is. Bye, bye Queen Pelosi and hello Fancy Nancy! Start chewing media and please don’t let us down, what’s left of your credibility depends on it.

Water Boarding? Are we kidding; Torture? Endless SNL re-runs with Tina Fay impersonating Sarah Palin is torture. Sometimes I get so damn confused that what would otherwise be normal, rational people, could somehow distort reality so much, I can’t discern real from rubber boots. The kind of boots worn by pig farmers and the only uniform needed when listening to left wing nut jobs.

Pearl, a journalist had his head hacked off with a dull knife! What, no water in the dessert? There could have been a Niagara falls and the monkey’s in sheets (the radicals, sorry have to clarify since my neck likes where my head is) would still opt for the most extremes of torture. Only they call it death. Imagine what he went through before losing his life.

He was blindfolded and his hands tied behind his back. Forced to beg for his life and hoping the whole time that somehow, his captures would show a hint of humility and allow him to live. To go home to his family and live a life like most American’s. His mind swirling with fear, doubt, confusion. The last seconds leading up to the first cold swipe of the dull blade was torture. The blood spewing from his throbbing arteries as his head is slowly severed from his body is, torture. The millions of hits on the web of people wanting to see with their own eyes and the media engrossed in the gore show as one of their own is mutilated, is torture. His family, knowing how and seeing how and never understanding why he was murdered the way he was, is torture. And then, water boarding; TORTURE?!!

There is nothing funny about the atrocities and the radical justifications for doing what they have done to Americans around the globe. If ever there was a reason to understand why drugs are and should be illegal, it’s now. All those hippies from the 60’s are now in control of our Country. The weed they had back then must have been really good, because it’s definitely fried their minds. Now, they are trying to fry the rest of us too. For someone to not see the hypocrisy between “man made events” (sounds so warm and fuzzy doesn’t it?) like beheading and suicide bombings and then calling water boarding torture, they have got to be high. The same people who tout the rule of law are the same ones who seek amnesty for illegal immigrants, condoning the killing of late term babies, and sanctuary cities. Ooh, the law dude, we got to enforce the law…, wait…, is that a unicorn on top of that cloud, dude? Sooo, cool. Give me a break!

All those bed wetting, pot smoking hippies, including the one in the white house who did Coke in college, have no idea what torture is. What they do have is a common disdain of what has made America the greatest society in human history. They prefer Marxism, Socialism, Communism. Anything, but Americanism. They have spent the last remaining brain cells they have, trying to bring us to our knees and continue to be complicit in supporting those radical organizations which agree with their distorted version of America.

No, water boarding is not torture. Beheading innocent civilians, gunning down women and children and forcing the mentally handicapped the strap a bomb on is torture. Making it through the next 4 years with the most mind numbing imbeciles our country has ever produced is torture. The best we can hope for is enough coke and pot in D.C. to make them lay on their back and make cloud flowers. To do absolutely as little as possible. This will be the only way we’ll still have enough left to rebuild what our Soldiers have been fighting and dying for. If we’re successful and survive, I have two little words that will bring shivers to those big, mean, terrorist; Gurgle, gurgle!