When will Dorothy ever click her heals? It seems we’ve all been swept away by some ignominious storm, dropped like soured limp cabbage into a pig trough onto the land of Obama’s fanciful collectivism. Who, like a whimsical Great Oz in his bigger than life imaginary flesh himself, exudes and image begotten by all the promises of “shovel ready” jobs, saving the economy and giving the middle class some of Bill Gates’ ill gotten capitalist gains. Like Oz, Obama created an image reality couldn’t support and all those rubber check promises have all but been shuffled to the forgotten Kansas farm.

His minions like good imaginary little people, the Democrats regurgitate hollow talking points like Nancy Pelosi at a mendacious convention. “He’s been in only 100 days.” Or the classic, “You can’t expect him to clean the mess Bush left him so soon.” Obama’s Presidential tenure is magically indemnified them from a seething rage sweltering in the patriotic bowels of average Americans.

When a small but industrious collection of apprehensive American’s united to participate in what was known as Tea Parties, Obama, the Democrats, Hollywood elitist and media conspired to marginalize, malign and defame them. They were intentionally stamped as Racist Rednecks who didn’t know history. They were portrayed as ignorant, spiteful and bigoted. This level of arrogance and presumptuousness is representative of anger and ire towards anyone who didn’t toe the liberal line.

Like Joe the Plumber was thrashed like a rag doll through the ropes like Ali pummeling his awed opponent and Sarah Palin was stripped of her dignity, motherhood and leadership, anyone who steps in the way of Obama will be ruined. Obama is not a byproduct of the liberal establishment; he is the angry stepchild who will spend a lifetime hiding behind a facade until the time to exact revenge is right. His time is here and we will feel his ire. One change at a time.

If I seem angry and bitter, I am not. The truth is never apparent to anyone who is not looking for it and often when it is found, it is too hard to believe. But, I feel that America is in deep peril. Our children will be indoctrinated further into the ideology of Socialism, our way of life will be replaced with collective community goals and sharing and the wealth most work a lifetime to build will be taken and redistributed to “the rightful owners.” We can all continue to hope Dorothy clicks her heels so we can get back to Kansas, or we can expose the real Oz and show those who doubt us and the rest of America the truest enemy comes from within. Stand up and let your voice be heard or sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride. It will get bumpy.

The Media will make every attempt to ratify Obama’s selection of Sotomayor to be Justice Sutter’s replacement on the Supreme Court. One need only to turn on the news to see the spin is already in as somehow reporters have re-defined being Puerto Rican, a woman and growing up in New York City projects in a single parent family as quantitative professional attributes. With those kinds of qualifications, who could possibly make it as far as she has? The fact she went to Yale Law School happens to be a filler story. The media will strategically focus all the attention from what is really happening and try to emphasize the “historical” elements so we can all be somehow magically warm and fuzzy over America’s demise.

The back story we won’t hear or see is obvious and has been buried by the complicit and far too arrogant mainstream press as nothing more than cliché right wing talking points. The fact remains however that Obama is and always has been an ardent professional community activist who happens to have smooth talked his way into the Presidency. Even more disturbing is he did so without any substantive critique or debate which effectually denied the American people any opportunity to make an informed choice. He fit the template, African American, young, rags to riches story and minimal political voting records by which to surmise his positions definitively. The media did for Obama what they will do now for Sotomayar and by extension for those hidden behind the scenes that have a personal stake in it all. Most of which are not your average Joe.

Obama’s real constituency is not the 135 plus million Americans, but the select shadow groups of anti-capitalist, anti-religion and anti-American’s who have collectively toiled and strategized tirelessly to marginalize the fundamental building blocks of our country. The ACLU, ACORN and hundreds of other money filtering splinter groups have combined resources to “take back” America. Obama is not only on board with the plight and agenda of these groups, he is the bus driver and will make his decisions, policy and as in this case, selections based on the cause. It’s apparent this selection is a present to his constituency and entirely representative of his personal interpretation that the U.S. Constitution is flawed. His storied passed as an activist is longer, deeper and more troubling than anything or time he spent as a professional politician. So, this selection is clearly another step towards redefining how America is structured politically, socially and economically.

It seems farcical to make the leap from Obama’s selection of Sotomayor to complicity in a de-facto socialization of America, but it all ties together tightly. Like Obama, Sotomayor fit the template of the media, activist groups and leftist. She is in effect the perfect candidate. She will vote in favor of those issues which best meets the “agenda” and against those of most American’s. Justice, in this case will not be blind as the promotion of personal agenda’s, dismantling the constitution and marginalizing the majority of American’s will supersede the will of the people and their rights. Taking from those who have and giving it to those who don’t is class warfare and restructuring America. This, at the end of the day, IS the real story. You won’t hear it, read it or see it and even though I said it, who am I? Guess, I don’t fit the template? Change anyone?

The utter proficiency of Queen Pelosi’s “stab and run” skills is awe inspiring. Had we ten eyes, this insolent Public Employee would have poked all her fingers into them. Today, while nervously fielding reporters questions determined to get her to expound on last weeks controversial allegation the CIA lies all the time, she abruptly smacked the reporters down. While continuing to stand behind her previous statement, tactlessly, she made it ever so crystal clear no questions a propos enhanced interrogation would be entertained. She did however “graciously” tolerate one question only insolently reject any efforts on the part of reporters to prod further. The media and thus American’s demanding answers apparently are not worthy of this Public Servant turned Monarch’s honest, unfiltered answers.

Nancy can sing and she can dance, but her assault and run antics have paved the path for an almost certain political demise. She overlooked one important matter, the media does not take kindly to being rebuked or ignored. When the news geeks smell blood, they know it will lead to a person’s ruin. The savagery of slanted story hungry reporters will dine till Nancy’s flesh is ripped free from every bone. Then, they chew and chew till nothing remotely remains of which person the bones even belonged to. They did it to Bush and liberal or not, she’s weak and injured and reporters will pounce. So, I would advise Nancy to start making plans for her future in a career other than politics. The mere prospect has leant me to ponder just what kind of position would be suited for a disgraced politico like Queen Nancy?

Could a Brothel be a viable option for Pelosi? It may appear at first someone with such a high profiled left wing political career in a house of ill repute far stretched, but it’s not. I think it’s a perfect match. They are legendary for presenting false fronts and what may appear on the surface as innocent and enticing are instead expert liars and manipulators. They are solely interested in taking a customer’s money, not unlike Pelosi and her left wing minions. As the Madam she could regulate all tricks and govern who does what, where and when. Much like she does as the Speaker of the House now, she could be the dominatrix. With full control of the money generated at the expense of the providers she could then re-distribute as she see’s fit. Nancy could do like she does now and simply take the money then provide the attendants whatever she wants. In the end, the workers are just like taxpayers and ultimately are the ones who get screwed and Nancy, as the Government, gets fatter, richer and more priveledged. The more I think about it, I think she’ll feel right at home in a brothel. After all, Politician’s sell their power no different than a prostitute would sell their assets. But, if Madam Pelosi happened to not come to fruition there are still other opportunities hers for the picking.

Funeral Homes or Crematoriums would be another great career transition for Nancy. The dead can’t defend themselves against slanderous accusations. She could stand before the family of the deceased and try to spew lies to ruin the reputations of people she never met, much less knew anything about. Let’s see how long it takes for someone to pop some integrity into her head then. Fact is, her knowledge of what the CIA does or has done to protect the U.S. is about the same as any strange dead man. This is of course despite the fact it’s her job as Speaker of the House to know. When she’s done ripping the last vestiges of honor of the deceased, she could focus on the job at hand and which she’s most experienced at, burying or burning. Her political experience while not effectively the same skill set is nonetheless subjectively comparative. She is the driver of bus rolling over the messenger, killing anyone who opposes her. Burying or burning her political opponents is just ceremonial for Pelosi and her ilk.

Nancy may be Speaker of the House and 3rd in line to the Obama throne, but her effort to disgrace those hero’s who safeguard us is an embarrassment and slap in the face to all American’s. Humility, honesty and respect seem to be evasive attributes in Washington. But for Pelosi to lie unflinchingly by continuing to assert the CIA mislead her and American’s is insulting, condescending and grounds for dismissal from her position. Whether she works in a Brothel or Funeral home is up to her as long as she cannot defame the hero’s who protect us anymore. Oh! And when she does get the boot, take the jet and give her a bicycle to ride back to San Francisco on. Since she’s so concerned about the rest of us doing our part to save the earth, I’m sure she’ll be happy to put her pedals where her mouth is. Bye, bye Queen Pelosi and hello Fancy Nancy! Start chewing media and please don’t let us down, what’s left of your credibility depends on it.

Transparency? Ooh, that’s a big word. But just what’s it mean to say, people who speak-a-English? Not the same as the Obama administration. We all know politician’s make promises they don’t keep and that’s expected of people who can’t even make it as used car salesmen. But, to blatantly disregard a functional promise, and then, when it’s a principal motivation for voters to elect someone as President, it’s fraud.

Can we do take backs? Over $300,000.00 was spent to take a picture. That’s over $800 a day for the next 365 days. I can only wonder how many carbon credit kick backs is Al Gore missing? Michelle could have bought 600 new pairs of her funky sneakers to wear while feeding the homeless (do they make that many colors) and how many errands could Obama send Hillary on to keep her out of his face? Has she been to Mymansacheaterstan yet?

Apart from the obvious block headed idea to take a picture of one of the most photographed aircraft in the world, there were likely other reasons for the Up-Yours-New York escapade. For instance, I am writing about it. I’m not talking about Obama’s policies, the Trillions of Dollars of Debt he’s creating or his providing comfort to the enemy by his decision to release the CIA interrogation documents. Nope, I’m talking ‘bout a stinking photograph. And friends, that suits Mr. Swaybama just fine.

The more time we spend on crap like this, the more time he has to spend weaving the web that will forever entrap America into Socialism. The media likes to focus on the Obama’s like they’re the modern day Kennedy’s or America’s version of the king and queen of England. They will cover feel good stories such Bo the dog they saved from certain death because it was returned to its breeder. Poor thing, Bo may have had been sold for less than $10,000. A tragedy I tell you; a downright tragedy! Michael Vick was almost ready to close the deal, but luckily sneakers gave Michelle superpowers and she got there first.

The bottom line in all this is that we’re in the middle of the biggest snake oil salesman scam our country has ever seen. Yet, we watch in amazement as our homes, livelihoods, way of life and if Bill had his way, our wives are disappearing. American’s are now considered terrorist instead of, can I say it, Radical Islamist. By the time Obama is done with us, were going to be getting spoon fed by Michelle. I only hope the weak; lust filled mainstream media reaches down to find a pair of Man Marbles in time. If not, I’m going into photography or Telepromptering. They are the only two of the Millions of Jobs still yet to be created by Mr. Obama.

How many Obama’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wait, that’s not right, let’s try that again. How many Obama’s does it take to screw up America. The answer is obvious and I already know the joke is sophomoric, but hey our President has Joe Biden, so I am perfectly entitled to stay stupid things. And since your reading this probably means one of two things, either you’re stupid also or you’re sick and tired of people in the media rubbing their tingling thighs as they make verbal love to their puppet master.

Perhaps I’m a little too cynical when it comes to the medias reporting on Obama and his minions. So, I’ll try to be more, what’s that old, rarely practiced word…, “Objective.” Yeah, that’s it. Let’s start with yesterday’s press conference for instance. He was asked 13 questions in approximately fifty five drooling media minutes and averaged a record breaking 4 minutes per answer. It should have been on pay per view.

The action packed, no holds barred spar between those snide nerds and the pencil necked dork standing at the podium was a definite edge of the seat spectacle. I wouldn’t have missed it even if it was on every single channel in North American, the Andes’ and yet unheard of countries to be created by our new world. But, I did. I watched a couple of questions, but the shear excitement was too stressful for my fragile conservative heart and mind. Obama tackled each cheap shot question like Ali.

He didn’t have to take on those silly softball questions about the upcoming release of 30 Gitmo Detainees, or the handing out like cotton candy all those insignificant top secret CIA documents about terrorist interrogations. He didn’t have to dilly dally with the recent NYC scare fest created by Air Force One or the economy which everyone already knows the government is becoming the biggest shareholder. Nope, he dealt with tough ones. Thanks media for keeping “Ol’ Rubber Side” on his toes. Where would we be without you?

The media baked the biggest crap cake America has ever seen and has spend the better part of the last 3 years telling us to eat more. They know it taste bad, but they’re not eating it, just feeding it to us. I for one am so darn full of the media’s crappy, irresponsible and unethical baking practices, I want them all in Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen. Take ‘em Ramsey and tell them to get the heck out. Let’s get some people in the kitchen who know what it means to cook.

Yes, there will be many, many, many more, “hey look at me, I’m the President. Aren’t I pretty” news conferences. The media will steadily shove crap cake down our throats and we’ll continue to scratch our heads wondering how we got to where we’re at today. But, just remember, as he stands on the ladder, trying to screw up America and the media holds him steady, America is the greatest civilization in the history of the world. There will be crumbs and we will pick them up and make a bigger, better and stronger cake. Only this time, sorry Mr. Media, it won’t taste like crap.

Rom Emanuel said, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” So, we can fully expect the Swine Flu which has killed less people in the past week than people falling out of Indonesian Apricot trees, to be the launching pad of Healthcare reform. I don’t know for sure if there is such a tree, but I am confident, if there is, people could have fallen to their deaths stealing it’s succulent fruit. It still remains that we are being led to believe that we are one alarm shy of being fat and center (didn’t want to use dead center, too macabre) of a global Pandemic. Obama’s team is assembled and the pieces are falling into place. All we need is fear. And lots of it.

For nearly a week the media, which incidentally happened to overwhelmingly support, ehem, Mr. Obama, have been steadily ramping up it’s efforts to grind into our impressionable simple minds that the Swine Flu is scary. Very scary. Flights to Mexico have been diverted, cruise ship’s re-routed, travelers canceling long time vacation plans and Chinese paper mask manufacturers have started hiring by the thousands, are all the result of the media’s relentless attack. It was today when we had the first, let me repeat, t-h-e first death in the U.S. It doesn’t matter they were in the U.S. from Mexico to seek medical attention. It only matters it happened HERE! Run! We’re all going to DIE!!!

The message may be subliminal but it’s there. All this hype is meant to let people know that just like the economic crisis, only the government can protect us. They are the only ones big enough to produce enough vaccine to save American from certain death. Or, at least the 2 or 3 who may be in danger. They are the only ones with enough resources to organize treatment for masses of scared sheep flocking to get the cure. They are the only ones who can speak to a nation to instill calm and reassurance during a time of such crisis. Yet, so far the best they have done for us is to tell us to wash our hands and if we feel sick, stay home. Wash my hands? Done! Now what all mighty and knowing government?

We are being led down a dark and precarious path where our government has unilaterally decided we the American people are too stupid, too weak and too poor to fend for ourselves. This crisis will undoubtedly lead to universal healthcare. Thusly, just as we will be told the type of cars we like and can drive, how much employees should be paid and when we can use our government ration of electricity, we will also be at their whim for all our medical decisions. Imagine the implications of such a change.

Who will get cancer treatment? If you’re too old or too sick, will you be told to go home and die so someone else younger or with a higher social status can have the bed? Universal healthcare is nothing more than Socialized medicine. Rationing and typical government red tape hindering Doctors who will be paid by the government will be dictated to as to the types of treatment to render and who to treat will be rampant. Politicians running anything is scary enough, but when they politicize our healthcare, now that’s is scary.

So, get ready as Obama heeds the drum beat of his buddy Rom and launches the biggest missile in his Socialist arsenal and drops it square on us all. The Swine Flu is an inane if not innocuous virus. But the media, still in their euphoric state of seeing their man in the White House is in bed with him and are complicit in making us all believe it is more, much more. Simplify all the hype and read into the message being conveyed. Yes, people are sick, but even the White House has said, just wash your hands. More importantly, do not climb Indonesian Apricot trees.

Why does the end seem so near? With each day, impending doom is relished by a media seemingly set upon creating a perception whereby we are forced to face our fears. Famine, global warming, water shortages, world war, McDonalds and saturated fat are crammed down our throats like a child refusing nasty cough syrup. Republicans did this, Democrats said that, Wal-Mart and Oil companies are the evil amongst us. Why is it we hear of nothing more than the least of that which we fear?

As humanity swells into divisive sub-sub-cultures and the world we live in is enveloped by clouds of disparity evidenced by incessant media comparisons, our unity is not but a chasm. One by which we look for truths seemingly more distant than before. A black hole created by a machine which is driven less by honesty than by money. This, amongst all that is fiction, is fact.

We willingly and eagerly entrust our collective human sponges otherwise known as brains to others to expose distant happenings around the globe. Some, often being the road over from us. Anxiously, we peer into the fragmented reality relished as TV to absorb the words that will determine our opinions, form false solidarities or incite action never to be realized. The words dancing with visual stimuli form opinions in our heads in a designed manipulation to ultimately define our destinies in ways such as when poems could transcend even the hardest of hearts.

We are teased by things yet to come. Yes, we must anticipate the impending truth or horror and in doing so, venture into a world of must haves and if not‘s. Our eagerness to hear the end which is by all previous accounts near, is met with ads touting all that is good. We can lose weight, make more money, save with no interest for years to come and even improve our sexual drive. So hot are the possibilities proposed, our previous bleak futures glean with light once more. Until, the truth is upon us.

Far is it the distance between points when life is over for us all and yet it just begins. So much so, imaginations will never cater the meal in a way when dinner is truly realized. Our perceived worlds are inundated daily with a machine which absorbs less our minds than ours dollars. When we slow the desire for dollars, focus on truth and have a sincere want for a better humanity irrespective of arbitrary cost, perhaps then, we will truly know when the end is near.