Today, Donald Trump stated he would love to have Perez Hilton back as a judge for the Miss America Pageant. I have never met or talked to Donald Trump and I certainly don’t know anyone who has either. But that doesn’t change the fact that I am qualified to interpret his eye-opener. What he meant to say was, “I want anyone who can bring in the ratings and Perez will rake ‘em in.”

No offense Donald, but though it was Prejean who had the semi-nude photos done of herself, Trump is the only whore in this story. He has sold his soul to the ratings Devil and made a decision which will change the face of the pageant forever. Contrary to Mr. Trumps desire to make the pageant into an upscale quasi reality/talent show, it is not and was never designed to be so.

Young women have and likely still do aspire to be recognized for their beauty, poise and elegance. To be defined by competing against peers in hopes of being a representative of the best America has to offer. Trump has fondled the finer assets the pageant has had and in doing so has raped the seed from the core. No more will an apple be. We will e left with a shell of a show mirroring the pettiness of Paris Hilton, turmoil of Making Bonnaducci and ridicule of Last Comic Standing. All of which bring in viewers. But then, so do auto accidents and crime scenes. It won’t be watched because of its value, but because misery loves company.

Trump has done a great thing by standing up for Prejean and he should be applauded for his doing so. I wonder though about the motivation. Was it integrity and principle which swung the pendulum to Prejean’s side or was it ratings greed? Time will judge the decision as either just or not. Unlike, Judge #8, time is a non narcissistic interpreter of people and their opinions.

For those few readers who’ve come for a whiff of humor in our otherwise depressing news driven media, I apologize. Today, I’m hitting on all of us. If I offend anyone; good!

“A humble man can hear the subtle rumble in the distance. His heart pound mightily for he knows the time has come. He, like those who come upon him shall with honor and purest of heart step upon the path which leads American’s back to America; a land known as the greatest land and people in the history of humanity. Damned will be those who want anything less.”
C.B. Stiggins

Much like the main stream media’s inference that Biped Bo was somehow entitled to the Presidency, America too has embraced the entitlement mentality. Being Black no more paved the road to the white house any more than being poor paves the road to free living. There is and always has been a certain level of sacrifice on the part of individuals to make a living. Those who fall short however have come to expect us to kick in so they can provide for themselves and their families.

The problem arises however, not when we offer assistance to these “unfortunate” but when they have an expectation of a certain standard of living to go along with it. A car, a house large enough for them and the multiple children, food, medical, electricity, phone, internet, bussing, schools and more are all expected and provided. They will work a part time job to supplement the freebies we provide and use that for things like cable, beer, clothes and whatever else they would generally want. Then, at the end of the year and based on the number of kids they get a huge tax “refund.” Free money? Where’s the incentive to work, to improve ones self, and to get off the working man’s gravy train?

Fact is, there is no reason or incentive to do anything but the minimum required to either stay on the train or to ensure the ride never ends. These same people to include illegal immigrants will also receive Social Security benefits when they decide to retire from retirement. The entire Welfare and Social Security system runs against what is quintessentially American. Our forefathers didn’t give us anything more than a clean slate from which to chisel our destiny’s from. If someone didn’t work, they didn’t eat. All they had to do was pick up a shovel to help a neighbor tend his land to earn a hot meal and if lucky to sleep in the barn. There was nothing more dishonorable than to not do a hard days work for a hard days pay.

As generations past and America matured, being American was synonymous with the American Dream. Where anyone could take an idea, muddle up a little ambition and add a little sweat to get to where they could achieve all their dreams. Simple as they were, a house, a family, good job and food on the table, it was and still is a working man’s idea of success. So, how did we get from working for what you have to getting what everyone else has for nothing?

We did it. Those who work everyday, pay their taxes on time, provide for their families and obey the law are the ones who let all this happen. We do not vote, are not actively involved in our communities and do not convey a unified and collective dissatisfaction for what we’ve let the government and society become. There was a time when town folk let it be known when someone wasn’t welcome in their town. When someone did something wrong, it was known by all and shamed was the person who did the wrong. Today, there is no shame. No way of seeding the expectations of what a man is, what a woman is and much less, what it means to be a part of a community.

Our children are taught by strangers. Most by those with ideals which may be counter to our own. For 12 years our children are indoctrinated into a society which rewards minimal and denies nothing. Fist fights to settle a disagreement are considered felonies, questioning a teacher is a sin and tattling on your parents for perceived grievances is mandatory. We have allowed ourselves to be weakened and it will take decades to get our America back. It will take us all to get rid of the Biped Bo’s, freeloading Welfare gravy train riders and re-instill a willingness and demand by society to know the difference between what id right and what is wrong.

The recent Tea Parties was but a flicker in the night of the fire that will soon follow as American’s who love their families, care for their country and work hard as a matter of principal, become a fire. The night will be lit as though day and the roar that is rage will be heard around the world. No more we will sacrifice our country to those who are not willing to work, fight or die for her.

More Tea Parties will follow and more people will rise to the occasion. It is a sad day when the majority of people must stand up against a few in a display of discontent. But, our failure to stand will force our children to sit. We must let our voices be heard and let our message be imprinted into the history of our country. What will our Grandchildren say of us if, when their time comes, they are able to say anything at all. Be strong, be tall and be loud. Be American.

I’ll be back tomorrow. God Bless You!

It’s nearly a month since Bo stepped into the limelight as America’s newest top dog and as everyone knows if you want to be a star, you’re fair game. But, we must first ask how exactly Bo got his name. Is it a coincidence his name happens to be the same initial’s as, who other than Barak Obama. Rightfully, ‘BHO’ wouldn’t have the same kick like ‘Bo’ so narcissism dictated and they did right by leaving the ‘H’ out of Bo’s name. So, from now on and to ensure a complete understanding which Bo I’m referring to, I’ll refer to the Bo who goes #2 on the White House lawn as Bo and the other Bo, who goes #2 on all of us as “Biped Bo.”

American’s and the world at large are wondering why Biped Bo doesn’t share Bo with us more. We waited in anticipation for the day when he would be chosen. We sat, glued to NBC and CNN waiting for the day when who knew what dog we would be graced with. Personally, I couldn’t eat or sleep for weeks because the sheer suspense was too much for my fragile mind to endure. Then, after what seemed an eternity, there he was. The most beautiful Portuguese something or other Mutt we ever set our eyes on. Thank goodness the wait was over. It’s like America’s four legged hairy child and we gave collective birth to our pal Bo. A day, no one will easily forget for sure.

But now, where is Bo? He’s not giving interviews. We don’t know what he’s eating or when he goes potty. We know almost nothing of our beloved new pooch. I think we’ve earned the right to see Biped Bo and Bo together frolicking freely across the immaculate manicured lawn. The mainstream media’s focusing on Biped Bo and Joe eating burgers is a waste of good journalism. It’s time for our respected newspapers to start focusing on the real stories like Bo. It’s not always got to be about Biped Bo. We deserve more of our canine king.

As Biped Bo works to remake the world from behind his teleprompter, Bo should be beside him. Not hidden away in some luxurious guest house with a Nanny and Butler. Bo deserves better and so does America and the World. Bo needs to be face behind a cause, a celebratory cabinet member who will in his own way, make us all better people. Biped, it’s time that you make Bo more than just First Dog. We Taxpayers would happily pay a seven figure salary to have Bo in a key position. He’ll be the best cabinet member you have.

He’s never had to pay taxes, so the right wing tax evasion ploy is mute. Unlike your pal Joe, he’ll know when to shut up and won’t required a staff of 12 to tell us what he meant to say after he says it. If you a loose leash, he’ll be able to intimidate those Chrysler lawyers better than what you have now. He’s certainly more photogenic than Janet Reno, er Napolitano. Sorry, they look alike. Even better, instead of just saying you won’t release those infamous Flyover photo’s you could just say Bo ate them, problem solved. You and the world would be better if Bo was more than just your token pooch.

I hope my arguments are taken seriously so that soon Biped Bo will make perhaps the only sound decision to be made. Use Bo, for you and us. Bo will be better respected than all of your staff and we’ll be more apt to focus on him rather than Biped. We need to keep the world at bay, prevent terrorist from attacking us and make sure those shameless rich people are brought to justice. Give Bo an opportunity and watch as America’s first Black dog changes America. Maybe he’ll even keep Biped so busy with him, we might just make it through the next four years. You go Bo.

Transparency? Ooh, that’s a big word. But just what’s it mean to say, people who speak-a-English? Not the same as the Obama administration. We all know politician’s make promises they don’t keep and that’s expected of people who can’t even make it as used car salesmen. But, to blatantly disregard a functional promise, and then, when it’s a principal motivation for voters to elect someone as President, it’s fraud.

Can we do take backs? Over $300,000.00 was spent to take a picture. That’s over $800 a day for the next 365 days. I can only wonder how many carbon credit kick backs is Al Gore missing? Michelle could have bought 600 new pairs of her funky sneakers to wear while feeding the homeless (do they make that many colors) and how many errands could Obama send Hillary on to keep her out of his face? Has she been to Mymansacheaterstan yet?

Apart from the obvious block headed idea to take a picture of one of the most photographed aircraft in the world, there were likely other reasons for the Up-Yours-New York escapade. For instance, I am writing about it. I’m not talking about Obama’s policies, the Trillions of Dollars of Debt he’s creating or his providing comfort to the enemy by his decision to release the CIA interrogation documents. Nope, I’m talking ‘bout a stinking photograph. And friends, that suits Mr. Swaybama just fine.

The more time we spend on crap like this, the more time he has to spend weaving the web that will forever entrap America into Socialism. The media likes to focus on the Obama’s like they’re the modern day Kennedy’s or America’s version of the king and queen of England. They will cover feel good stories such Bo the dog they saved from certain death because it was returned to its breeder. Poor thing, Bo may have had been sold for less than $10,000. A tragedy I tell you; a downright tragedy! Michael Vick was almost ready to close the deal, but luckily sneakers gave Michelle superpowers and she got there first.

The bottom line in all this is that we’re in the middle of the biggest snake oil salesman scam our country has ever seen. Yet, we watch in amazement as our homes, livelihoods, way of life and if Bill had his way, our wives are disappearing. American’s are now considered terrorist instead of, can I say it, Radical Islamist. By the time Obama is done with us, were going to be getting spoon fed by Michelle. I only hope the weak; lust filled mainstream media reaches down to find a pair of Man Marbles in time. If not, I’m going into photography or Telepromptering. They are the only two of the Millions of Jobs still yet to be created by Mr. Obama.

Hey Perez, slow down there girlfriend. I know you were jealous of not being one of the Miss America finalist. What with your man breast, dated hair style and eclectic lime green jacket, you would have the prettiest she wanna be there. Sadly though, your agenda driven representation of Gay America only served to polarize your all or nothing marriage plight. Here’s some advice, next time you try to pich a hard ball question, remember you’re a better catcher. The fact you were even allowed to ask such a loaded question at the Miss America pageant in the first place goes to show how much our society and one it’s iconic events has slipped.

Miss America used to be the pinnacle of all pageants for our American Beauties. Where young women came together with a common goal; to demonstrate the best of what America’s women had to offer. Both in beauty and mind. Now, it is nothing more than an overrated propaganda machine designed to promote causes which organizes want, not which are near and dear to contestants. To have a homosexual ask a heterosexual if they agrees with Gay Marriage is the epitome of politics meets prettiness. It should never have happened. All it did was serve as the typical “homo-phobe” fodder for social deviants like Perez Hilton.

The debate about gay marriage is a question of private and personal beliefs. If anyone disagrees with Gay Marriage, they will be vilified and become fair game for all those week principled whiners who have nothing else to do. People like Perez hurt, not help the cause of the gay community. Most normal people have nothing against homosexuality. They prefer to let well enough alone unless it’s shoved in their faces. For instance, they don’t like it when San Francisco, Key West and New York openly endorse pride parades. The kind where men in pink tutu’s twirl like hairy legged fairies, leather thronged fat men and gays with slaves march through the streets. Mainstream? Nope. Freaks, perverts and blatant in your face sexual deviants; yes. Spectacles such as these disgust most hetero’s and make the mainstream gay community cringe. Blending, not stirring is better for all. Perez and the Miss America organizers decided instead to hit the puree button on the social blender.

He could have asked any number of questions of Prejean. The pageant could have focused on the fundamental’s of what Miss America is all about. Instead, both Perez and Pageant organizers opted to use it as a platform to ridicule and mock a large block of America for not agreeing with Gay Marriage. Yes, it brought the debate to the forefront and yes, publicity, good or bad is still publicity but once the pixie dust settles from Miss Perez, all that will remain is a sour taste.

I predict, next year Perez will be one of the finalist and the pageant will be prime time LOGO viewing. Most of America will not even bother. Opting instead to watch reruns of shows like Wings and Charles in Charge. They both suck, but at least they won’t be force feeding hidden agenda’s by narcissist like Perez. So, you go Girlfriend, be the woman you’ve always wanted to be. The rest of us will be busy ignoring you and your ilk. We have better things to do with our lives. The pageant better start saving though since ratings will be down, advertising will be dismal and the cost of making a crown big enough to fit your fat head will be astronomical. The only upside will be the duck tape to shut you up, is really cheap.

How many Obama’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wait, that’s not right, let’s try that again. How many Obama’s does it take to screw up America. The answer is obvious and I already know the joke is sophomoric, but hey our President has Joe Biden, so I am perfectly entitled to stay stupid things. And since your reading this probably means one of two things, either you’re stupid also or you’re sick and tired of people in the media rubbing their tingling thighs as they make verbal love to their puppet master.

Perhaps I’m a little too cynical when it comes to the medias reporting on Obama and his minions. So, I’ll try to be more, what’s that old, rarely practiced word…, “Objective.” Yeah, that’s it. Let’s start with yesterday’s press conference for instance. He was asked 13 questions in approximately fifty five drooling media minutes and averaged a record breaking 4 minutes per answer. It should have been on pay per view.

The action packed, no holds barred spar between those snide nerds and the pencil necked dork standing at the podium was a definite edge of the seat spectacle. I wouldn’t have missed it even if it was on every single channel in North American, the Andes’ and yet unheard of countries to be created by our new world. But, I did. I watched a couple of questions, but the shear excitement was too stressful for my fragile conservative heart and mind. Obama tackled each cheap shot question like Ali.

He didn’t have to take on those silly softball questions about the upcoming release of 30 Gitmo Detainees, or the handing out like cotton candy all those insignificant top secret CIA documents about terrorist interrogations. He didn’t have to dilly dally with the recent NYC scare fest created by Air Force One or the economy which everyone already knows the government is becoming the biggest shareholder. Nope, he dealt with tough ones. Thanks media for keeping “Ol’ Rubber Side” on his toes. Where would we be without you?

The media baked the biggest crap cake America has ever seen and has spend the better part of the last 3 years telling us to eat more. They know it taste bad, but they’re not eating it, just feeding it to us. I for one am so darn full of the media’s crappy, irresponsible and unethical baking practices, I want them all in Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen. Take ‘em Ramsey and tell them to get the heck out. Let’s get some people in the kitchen who know what it means to cook.

Yes, there will be many, many, many more, “hey look at me, I’m the President. Aren’t I pretty” news conferences. The media will steadily shove crap cake down our throats and we’ll continue to scratch our heads wondering how we got to where we’re at today. But, just remember, as he stands on the ladder, trying to screw up America and the media holds him steady, America is the greatest civilization in the history of the world. There will be crumbs and we will pick them up and make a bigger, better and stronger cake. Only this time, sorry Mr. Media, it won’t taste like crap.

I can’t even fly my new Smurf kite 200 feet up without men in black suits surrounding my “compound.” That’s my house because I fly an American flag and sport a choose life bumper sticker on my SUV. I’m kind of an in your face antagonize. Still, I can’t figure out yet which symbol pisses off the rad left more. Even less, where I stand on the watch list. Soon, I’ll blatantly flaunt a what would Jesus do T-shirt. That’ll get me closer to the top. Though, I’ll never be able to top the Statue of Liberty fly by Obama gifted New York yesterday.

We should never underestimate the influence Obama has. Just today, Arlen Specter announced he was running as a Democrat. This, after 30 years as a Republican…. Pause…,(waiting for liberals to finish throwing up dinner after I used the ’R’ word). O.k., two day ago, “Hey Arlen, wanna fly my trick daddy ride?” Arlen, jumping up and down, “Yes, yes, yes, please, can I, can I?” Then, kaboom! Air Force One has a “photo op!” Coincidence? I don’t think so. It all makes sense. Just like one of Obama’s off the cuff speeches minus the teleprompter. There’s no other logical explanation. Obama, has pimped his cruiser for a new whore in the Democratic house.

The Republican party will never be the same without good ‘ol Arlen. I think I can speak for the other person who believes Arlen’s legacy will be, um…, who cares. Though, I’m sure he has something to leave as a measure of his effectiveness and principles. Oh, yeah a cool photo! Other than that, good rid dens. At least we know where he stands now.

Air Force One is now one of Obama’s high priced whores, Arlen is his new call girl and we are all his John’s. The nest time, someone, whoever decides to scare the crap of New York the way Obama’s administration did yesterday, modify the flight plan. Go somewhere else. We’re getting to the point of having enough. Now, leave me alone, my Smurf kite is calling me and I’ve got to get closer to the top of the watch list.

Water Boarding? Are we kidding; Torture? Endless SNL re-runs with Tina Fay impersonating Sarah Palin is torture. Sometimes I get so damn confused that what would otherwise be normal, rational people, could somehow distort reality so much, I can’t discern real from rubber boots. The kind of boots worn by pig farmers and the only uniform needed when listening to left wing nut jobs.

Pearl, a journalist had his head hacked off with a dull knife! What, no water in the dessert? There could have been a Niagara falls and the monkey’s in sheets (the radicals, sorry have to clarify since my neck likes where my head is) would still opt for the most extremes of torture. Only they call it death. Imagine what he went through before losing his life.

He was blindfolded and his hands tied behind his back. Forced to beg for his life and hoping the whole time that somehow, his captures would show a hint of humility and allow him to live. To go home to his family and live a life like most American’s. His mind swirling with fear, doubt, confusion. The last seconds leading up to the first cold swipe of the dull blade was torture. The blood spewing from his throbbing arteries as his head is slowly severed from his body is, torture. The millions of hits on the web of people wanting to see with their own eyes and the media engrossed in the gore show as one of their own is mutilated, is torture. His family, knowing how and seeing how and never understanding why he was murdered the way he was, is torture. And then, water boarding; TORTURE?!!

There is nothing funny about the atrocities and the radical justifications for doing what they have done to Americans around the globe. If ever there was a reason to understand why drugs are and should be illegal, it’s now. All those hippies from the 60’s are now in control of our Country. The weed they had back then must have been really good, because it’s definitely fried their minds. Now, they are trying to fry the rest of us too. For someone to not see the hypocrisy between “man made events” (sounds so warm and fuzzy doesn’t it?) like beheading and suicide bombings and then calling water boarding torture, they have got to be high. The same people who tout the rule of law are the same ones who seek amnesty for illegal immigrants, condoning the killing of late term babies, and sanctuary cities. Ooh, the law dude, we got to enforce the law…, wait…, is that a unicorn on top of that cloud, dude? Sooo, cool. Give me a break!

All those bed wetting, pot smoking hippies, including the one in the white house who did Coke in college, have no idea what torture is. What they do have is a common disdain of what has made America the greatest society in human history. They prefer Marxism, Socialism, Communism. Anything, but Americanism. They have spent the last remaining brain cells they have, trying to bring us to our knees and continue to be complicit in supporting those radical organizations which agree with their distorted version of America.

No, water boarding is not torture. Beheading innocent civilians, gunning down women and children and forcing the mentally handicapped the strap a bomb on is torture. Making it through the next 4 years with the most mind numbing imbeciles our country has ever produced is torture. The best we can hope for is enough coke and pot in D.C. to make them lay on their back and make cloud flowers. To do absolutely as little as possible. This will be the only way we’ll still have enough left to rebuild what our Soldiers have been fighting and dying for. If we’re successful and survive, I have two little words that will bring shivers to those big, mean, terrorist; Gurgle, gurgle!

Hope? What is hope? I hope you get healthy soon. Or, I hope you like your new job. What in the hell does Obama mean hen he says “hope?” Hope is a wish, not a probability. Anyone who flaunts this as anything other is a blatant manipulator in the same light as snake oil salesmen of old. Obama plays to people he knows will buy his message hook line and sinker. People who have made a living dreaming and wishing rather than thinking and doing. The only exception would be the other elitists such as Oprah who want to be invited to the party more than they would ever consider fighting for or defending this great country. Indeed, those people who are independent , responsible and have an inherent love of god and country, are immune to and angered by Obama and his ilk.

This may be uncomfortable to anyone who is voting for Obama, but to be as direct as possible, you are an ignorant, co-dependent self loathing and thankless representation of what makes America great. Yes, you have a right to believe and say whatever you want. You also have the right to vote for whomever you feel like voting for. But, with these rights comes a responsibly to ensure those people who you vote for are going to represent you, protect and uphold the Constitution of the United States and to serve America above all else.

Obama does not respect the Constitution, Democracy or America. His rhetoric spews of an elitist who much like the Madonna’s of Hollywood who use fake accents while trashing the very country and people which made them who they are, think they are better. He has the audacity to tell Americans they are self-serving, selfish bigots. The only people I know who are bigots, hate lying, manipulative and condescending political thugs like Obama. The only race we consider is the one which ultimately leads to the White House.

Contrary to the liberal efforts over the last 30-40 years to demoralize, disenfranchise and minimize those who do not share their contempt for America and Christianity, they have only made us stronger. Now, we are angry and ready to take this battle to the polls. We will, one by one, separate but united, young, old, white, black, red, on our feet or in our chairs make you see once and for all, that our love for this country is deeper and stronger than any loathing you may have for the same. So, to all the people who would rather live under the reign of Obama’s Socialist regime for four years than in freedom no matter the cost now is the time for you to practice Obama‘s empty message of “hope.”