How about those Czars? Go Czars…, at 18 and counting Obama has got enough for a sports team. The Czar-Bama’s with the support of Obama and his insatiable appetite to get what he wants, could sweep the Nation. First, they’ll take on the BCS, knocking out the SEC because after all they are a bunch of southern racist rednecks. And those Tea Bagging fans will get theirs too. Ticket booths can be guarded by the New Black Panthers with clubs to keep diehard fans away and after ticket sales fall, Obama can stimulate them with his taxpayer mojo. Then, viola’ no more BCS. It’ll be owned and ran by those other teams who could never compete with superior SEC teams in the first place. It’s called, “share the field.”

Not to exclude NAASCAR, they too would get what’s coming to ‘em. The new #18 ACORN Toyota Prius will be the first all ethnic team with the car driven by Sotomayor. She’ll try to prove that a black or Hispanic driver is better than any white man driver and will use her power as the newly formed “Give it to Whitey” Czar to ensure the rules are fair. Ethnic drivers will not be required to qualify as there must be a minimum ratio of ethnic drivers in the field for the race to take place. Their cars will not get inspected by officials so as to ensure no racial profiling occurs. After the first couple races of the season, sponsors will leave, ticket sales will plummet and a 10 billion dollar bailout will be granted by Obama. NAACSAR will be replaced by a multi-cultural, gender bending new series called ONACAR or Obama’s Non American or Christian Automobile Racing. With taxpayer backing the new sport, they’ll be a huge government success. “Gentlepersons, start your Engine’s!” Two major sports down and the Czar-Bama’s will be on their way to total competitive athletics domination.

Obama’s Czar happy antics lends itself to an emperor seeking to control every aspect of the paupers’ lives. From Auto Czar who will control the auto Indusstry to the newly formed cyber czar who will oversee the internet, each has a pre-determined objective. All will report to Obama on their progress towards taking over their respective industry. I’m confident we’ll have Jeremiah Wright as the new Ecclesiastics Czar and William Ayers for Terrorism Czar. Obama wants to change everything in America and have total control of our destiny. More government is better for everyone in Obama’s mind.

Whether it is sports, the internet or our cars, we are losing control to a tyrannical dictator who feels he knows what’s better for America. His vision is not America of today, but one which the “rightful owners” own and have total control. We’re already 75% there. All that’s left is to seize our property, shred the constitution and oppress opposing views. Limbaugh and Hannity are enemies of the state and they are targeted to be made an example of. When the time is right and enough control is seized, they will be publically castigated and humiliated. It is only a matter of time. All we need in one more Czar to make it happen. The Republican’s need to stop it. They need to stand up, raise their voices, listen to the people and get back to their roots. Just as the weakest Animal in the herd is first to die, America must always be the strongest and Obama and those like him who follow must know they will never feast on us again! Go Czar-Bama’s! Far Away! We have a country to love, defend and protect and you are no longer welcome. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a ONACAR race to turn off.