Stand back and take long hard look. Is this you? Because you might just be a Liberal;

If, the only way you have enough strength to pick up a 12 oz. dart and throw it, is if there’s a picture of Bush or Cheney on the dart board. Otherwise, you’ll just cross your legs, sip on your wine and watch all the 100 pound burly men throw darts without you.

If you find yourself in the hospital emergency room having a plastic water bottle removed from an unpleasant orifice after your read “1001 ways to re-use water bottles” and you thought you found 1002.

If you carry a picture of Al Gore in your wallet; need I say more?

If, you cry inconsolably, after purchasing a new “Smart” car and as you push it into your pine needle driveway you see your neighbor’s new car is from Europe and smaller.

If you cut down and clear all the trees to build a new “Green” Home. Then, you have the city pay for the removal of all the native vegetation and wild animals within 10 miles so your organic garden won’t be threatened.

If you don’t understand the hoopla surrounding the marriage debate and just wish everyone else would, except the fact that a marriage should be between a man, woman, woman, man, boy, animal and a galactic star.

If you think everyone who drives a truck or SUV and has a gun is a redneck and should be banned from breeding. But when your new “green” house plumbing freezes and burst, you call a plumber who drives a truck and carries a gun.

If you think people who eat meat are carnivorous beasts that don’t respect nature or man’s role on earth and will fight to the death that we evolved from cavemen. Which incidentally didn’t have organic gardens and ate a lot of meat.

If you think all successful wealthy people are “fortunate” and should share their ill gotten gains with the “less fortunate” and are willing to hold $1,000 plate dinners at your mansion to raise money to help the cause.

If, you read this and immediately get angry and defensive then, you might be a Liberal

This was fun. Stand by all there’s definitely more to come!