We can all recall many childhood instances when a momentous life changing goal had been reached. Like, when we learned to walk, catch a ball, or tie our own shoes. But perhaps nothing was as quintessentially Americana like the day when training wheels were taken off our bikes. With constraints removed, we were free to ride faster and ride farther. Free to do things on just two wheels we once sat on the steps and watched bigger kids do. Before that moment we could only dream about doing those things by ourselves. That moment marked our liberation from limitations. Later in life, as parents we too put the training wheels on our kids bikes, albeit temporarily. Like our parents, we were confident and nervous, but we knew that in no time at all, our kids, like the many generations who rode before them, would find their own balance. They would conquer their fear and weaknesses and apex another seemingly insurmountable challenge.

It was these experiences and more which taught us we didn’t need a crutch to succeed. No one to hold the bike steady anymore, no one to watch every little wobble we made. It was up to us when we inevitably fell. With little fanfare we simply picked up our bikes, brushed off, got right back on and rode away. Losing the training wheels became our symbolic transfer from depending on others to doing things for ourselves. If we rode irresponsibly, it hurt and we paid the price for our own stupidity and poor judgment. Transversely, when we were cautious and cognizant of our surroundings, dangers and pitfalls, we were rewarded and enjoyed the ride.

Even as most of us have taken our own destiny under our wings, accepted responsibility for our actions and earn our own way to make a life, no matter how humble, many others need taxpayers and the government to ride their bikes. Taxpayers, forced by the hand of liberal policies of the government over the years have created an entitlement subculture. Millions of people on the welfare roles have chosen to have the taxpayers support them and their poor life choices, feed their children, pay for their healthcare, housing and even cars. The very premise of such a guiltless, irresponsible and inherently lazy mentality is contrary to the ideals which make America the greatest democracy since the history of civilization. America came to be with the understanding that nothing is free. Generations before us have paid with their blood, sweat, tears and lives. Such a sacrifice renders those who opt to take from those who work for their money and pay their own way, vacuous leeches. But, it is not all their fault.

By not putting strict standards and expectations on those who are in need of temporary help, the government has enabled those who must now rely on taxpayers to pay for every aspect of their lives. Sadly, what was likely a temporary setback from someone falling off their bike the government arbitrarily decided they can only ride with training wheels now becomes permanent. They quickly learn that as long as they have training wheels, they need not rely on themselves as there is no reward better than having to not sacrifice and still being able to ride the bike. Without any incentive to drive people towards personal achievement and to assume responsibility for their own actions and lives, taxpayers will support these free riders from cradle to grave. This mentality and the governments complicity in creating it, oppresses a large segment of our society. It also robs us.

We are robbed of those who could have been inventors or Doctors. It takes away the person who perhaps chose a life filled with selfless acts and by simply listening could have stopped a mother from aborting her baby. A minister who could work in his community and rally the people to take on a cause bigger than themselves. Fact is the government and liberalism’s infatuation with victimization of certain cultures, callous and malicious belief that others cannot do for themselves and condescension towards individual liberty robs us all. Until the government decides to take the training wheels off, remove their hands from the back of the bike and let the American people ride, they will never experience real freedom.

America cannot afford to have a government thinking it can do better than we can. We can’t afford to support more and more people who are increasingly refusing to support themselves. And we cannot rob people of their individual dignity by letting them continue to believe they cannot succeed. It’s time the government turns around and goes back in the house and let us ride our bikes once and for all. We have all fallen before and even though it may have hurt, we’re still riding. That’s what makes America great; A free people without constraints. An America where people ride free, not “Free Ride.”

How about those Czars? Go Czars…, at 18 and counting Obama has got enough for a sports team. The Czar-Bama’s with the support of Obama and his insatiable appetite to get what he wants, could sweep the Nation. First, they’ll take on the BCS, knocking out the SEC because after all they are a bunch of southern racist rednecks. And those Tea Bagging fans will get theirs too. Ticket booths can be guarded by the New Black Panthers with clubs to keep diehard fans away and after ticket sales fall, Obama can stimulate them with his taxpayer mojo. Then, viola’ no more BCS. It’ll be owned and ran by those other teams who could never compete with superior SEC teams in the first place. It’s called, “share the field.”

Not to exclude NAASCAR, they too would get what’s coming to ‘em. The new #18 ACORN Toyota Prius will be the first all ethnic team with the car driven by Sotomayor. She’ll try to prove that a black or Hispanic driver is better than any white man driver and will use her power as the newly formed “Give it to Whitey” Czar to ensure the rules are fair. Ethnic drivers will not be required to qualify as there must be a minimum ratio of ethnic drivers in the field for the race to take place. Their cars will not get inspected by officials so as to ensure no racial profiling occurs. After the first couple races of the season, sponsors will leave, ticket sales will plummet and a 10 billion dollar bailout will be granted by Obama. NAACSAR will be replaced by a multi-cultural, gender bending new series called ONACAR or Obama’s Non American or Christian Automobile Racing. With taxpayer backing the new sport, they’ll be a huge government success. “Gentlepersons, start your Engine’s!” Two major sports down and the Czar-Bama’s will be on their way to total competitive athletics domination.

Obama’s Czar happy antics lends itself to an emperor seeking to control every aspect of the paupers’ lives. From Auto Czar who will control the auto Indusstry to the newly formed cyber czar who will oversee the internet, each has a pre-determined objective. All will report to Obama on their progress towards taking over their respective industry. I’m confident we’ll have Jeremiah Wright as the new Ecclesiastics Czar and William Ayers for Terrorism Czar. Obama wants to change everything in America and have total control of our destiny. More government is better for everyone in Obama’s mind.

Whether it is sports, the internet or our cars, we are losing control to a tyrannical dictator who feels he knows what’s better for America. His vision is not America of today, but one which the “rightful owners” own and have total control. We’re already 75% there. All that’s left is to seize our property, shred the constitution and oppress opposing views. Limbaugh and Hannity are enemies of the state and they are targeted to be made an example of. When the time is right and enough control is seized, they will be publically castigated and humiliated. It is only a matter of time. All we need in one more Czar to make it happen. The Republican’s need to stop it. They need to stand up, raise their voices, listen to the people and get back to their roots. Just as the weakest Animal in the herd is first to die, America must always be the strongest and Obama and those like him who follow must know they will never feast on us again! Go Czar-Bama’s! Far Away! We have a country to love, defend and protect and you are no longer welcome. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a ONACAR race to turn off.

When will Dorothy ever click her heals? It seems we’ve all been swept away by some ignominious storm, dropped like soured limp cabbage into a pig trough onto the land of Obama’s fanciful collectivism. Who, like a whimsical Great Oz in his bigger than life imaginary flesh himself, exudes and image begotten by all the promises of “shovel ready” jobs, saving the economy and giving the middle class some of Bill Gates’ ill gotten capitalist gains. Like Oz, Obama created an image reality couldn’t support and all those rubber check promises have all but been shuffled to the forgotten Kansas farm.

His minions like good imaginary little people, the Democrats regurgitate hollow talking points like Nancy Pelosi at a mendacious convention. “He’s been in only 100 days.” Or the classic, “You can’t expect him to clean the mess Bush left him so soon.” Obama’s Presidential tenure is magically indemnified them from a seething rage sweltering in the patriotic bowels of average Americans.

When a small but industrious collection of apprehensive American’s united to participate in what was known as Tea Parties, Obama, the Democrats, Hollywood elitist and media conspired to marginalize, malign and defame them. They were intentionally stamped as Racist Rednecks who didn’t know history. They were portrayed as ignorant, spiteful and bigoted. This level of arrogance and presumptuousness is representative of anger and ire towards anyone who didn’t toe the liberal line.

Like Joe the Plumber was thrashed like a rag doll through the ropes like Ali pummeling his awed opponent and Sarah Palin was stripped of her dignity, motherhood and leadership, anyone who steps in the way of Obama will be ruined. Obama is not a byproduct of the liberal establishment; he is the angry stepchild who will spend a lifetime hiding behind a facade until the time to exact revenge is right. His time is here and we will feel his ire. One change at a time.

If I seem angry and bitter, I am not. The truth is never apparent to anyone who is not looking for it and often when it is found, it is too hard to believe. But, I feel that America is in deep peril. Our children will be indoctrinated further into the ideology of Socialism, our way of life will be replaced with collective community goals and sharing and the wealth most work a lifetime to build will be taken and redistributed to “the rightful owners.” We can all continue to hope Dorothy clicks her heels so we can get back to Kansas, or we can expose the real Oz and show those who doubt us and the rest of America the truest enemy comes from within. Stand up and let your voice be heard or sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride. It will get bumpy.

The Media will make every attempt to ratify Obama’s selection of Sotomayor to be Justice Sutter’s replacement on the Supreme Court. One need only to turn on the news to see the spin is already in as somehow reporters have re-defined being Puerto Rican, a woman and growing up in New York City projects in a single parent family as quantitative professional attributes. With those kinds of qualifications, who could possibly make it as far as she has? The fact she went to Yale Law School happens to be a filler story. The media will strategically focus all the attention from what is really happening and try to emphasize the “historical” elements so we can all be somehow magically warm and fuzzy over America’s demise.

The back story we won’t hear or see is obvious and has been buried by the complicit and far too arrogant mainstream press as nothing more than cliché right wing talking points. The fact remains however that Obama is and always has been an ardent professional community activist who happens to have smooth talked his way into the Presidency. Even more disturbing is he did so without any substantive critique or debate which effectually denied the American people any opportunity to make an informed choice. He fit the template, African American, young, rags to riches story and minimal political voting records by which to surmise his positions definitively. The media did for Obama what they will do now for Sotomayar and by extension for those hidden behind the scenes that have a personal stake in it all. Most of which are not your average Joe.

Obama’s real constituency is not the 135 plus million Americans, but the select shadow groups of anti-capitalist, anti-religion and anti-American’s who have collectively toiled and strategized tirelessly to marginalize the fundamental building blocks of our country. The ACLU, ACORN and hundreds of other money filtering splinter groups have combined resources to “take back” America. Obama is not only on board with the plight and agenda of these groups, he is the bus driver and will make his decisions, policy and as in this case, selections based on the cause. It’s apparent this selection is a present to his constituency and entirely representative of his personal interpretation that the U.S. Constitution is flawed. His storied passed as an activist is longer, deeper and more troubling than anything or time he spent as a professional politician. So, this selection is clearly another step towards redefining how America is structured politically, socially and economically.

It seems farcical to make the leap from Obama’s selection of Sotomayor to complicity in a de-facto socialization of America, but it all ties together tightly. Like Obama, Sotomayor fit the template of the media, activist groups and leftist. She is in effect the perfect candidate. She will vote in favor of those issues which best meets the “agenda” and against those of most American’s. Justice, in this case will not be blind as the promotion of personal agenda’s, dismantling the constitution and marginalizing the majority of American’s will supersede the will of the people and their rights. Taking from those who have and giving it to those who don’t is class warfare and restructuring America. This, at the end of the day, IS the real story. You won’t hear it, read it or see it and even though I said it, who am I? Guess, I don’t fit the template? Change anyone?

The utter proficiency of Queen Pelosi’s “stab and run” skills is awe inspiring. Had we ten eyes, this insolent Public Employee would have poked all her fingers into them. Today, while nervously fielding reporters questions determined to get her to expound on last weeks controversial allegation the CIA lies all the time, she abruptly smacked the reporters down. While continuing to stand behind her previous statement, tactlessly, she made it ever so crystal clear no questions a propos enhanced interrogation would be entertained. She did however “graciously” tolerate one question only insolently reject any efforts on the part of reporters to prod further. The media and thus American’s demanding answers apparently are not worthy of this Public Servant turned Monarch’s honest, unfiltered answers.

Nancy can sing and she can dance, but her assault and run antics have paved the path for an almost certain political demise. She overlooked one important matter, the media does not take kindly to being rebuked or ignored. When the news geeks smell blood, they know it will lead to a person’s ruin. The savagery of slanted story hungry reporters will dine till Nancy’s flesh is ripped free from every bone. Then, they chew and chew till nothing remotely remains of which person the bones even belonged to. They did it to Bush and liberal or not, she’s weak and injured and reporters will pounce. So, I would advise Nancy to start making plans for her future in a career other than politics. The mere prospect has leant me to ponder just what kind of position would be suited for a disgraced politico like Queen Nancy?

Could a Brothel be a viable option for Pelosi? It may appear at first someone with such a high profiled left wing political career in a house of ill repute far stretched, but it’s not. I think it’s a perfect match. They are legendary for presenting false fronts and what may appear on the surface as innocent and enticing are instead expert liars and manipulators. They are solely interested in taking a customer’s money, not unlike Pelosi and her left wing minions. As the Madam she could regulate all tricks and govern who does what, where and when. Much like she does as the Speaker of the House now, she could be the dominatrix. With full control of the money generated at the expense of the providers she could then re-distribute as she see’s fit. Nancy could do like she does now and simply take the money then provide the attendants whatever she wants. In the end, the workers are just like taxpayers and ultimately are the ones who get screwed and Nancy, as the Government, gets fatter, richer and more priveledged. The more I think about it, I think she’ll feel right at home in a brothel. After all, Politician’s sell their power no different than a prostitute would sell their assets. But, if Madam Pelosi happened to not come to fruition there are still other opportunities hers for the picking.

Funeral Homes or Crematoriums would be another great career transition for Nancy. The dead can’t defend themselves against slanderous accusations. She could stand before the family of the deceased and try to spew lies to ruin the reputations of people she never met, much less knew anything about. Let’s see how long it takes for someone to pop some integrity into her head then. Fact is, her knowledge of what the CIA does or has done to protect the U.S. is about the same as any strange dead man. This is of course despite the fact it’s her job as Speaker of the House to know. When she’s done ripping the last vestiges of honor of the deceased, she could focus on the job at hand and which she’s most experienced at, burying or burning. Her political experience while not effectively the same skill set is nonetheless subjectively comparative. She is the driver of bus rolling over the messenger, killing anyone who opposes her. Burying or burning her political opponents is just ceremonial for Pelosi and her ilk.

Nancy may be Speaker of the House and 3rd in line to the Obama throne, but her effort to disgrace those hero’s who safeguard us is an embarrassment and slap in the face to all American’s. Humility, honesty and respect seem to be evasive attributes in Washington. But for Pelosi to lie unflinchingly by continuing to assert the CIA mislead her and American’s is insulting, condescending and grounds for dismissal from her position. Whether she works in a Brothel or Funeral home is up to her as long as she cannot defame the hero’s who protect us anymore. Oh! And when she does get the boot, take the jet and give her a bicycle to ride back to San Francisco on. Since she’s so concerned about the rest of us doing our part to save the earth, I’m sure she’ll be happy to put her pedals where her mouth is. Bye, bye Queen Pelosi and hello Fancy Nancy! Start chewing media and please don’t let us down, what’s left of your credibility depends on it.

I have so many rambling thoughts and negatives floating in my little brain right now, I’, not sure I could keep a cohesive thought long enough to write an entire article. So, bear with me as this is my scramble rant.

I hate taxes and am taxed for everything from gas, tags, cigarettes and groceries to driving on roads and even talking on the phone. Here’s the one tax that urks me the most; the Federal Universal Service Fee on my phone bill. I like how they candy coat it as a “Fee,” as though it’s not a tax. Mandated by the FCC for all major carriers to pay, it is not required for them to pass it on to us. Say, What?! Yeah, a business would never think of passing on the cost of doing business or providing a product to the consumer. Oh, yeah I forgot Politician’s don’t know how to run a business. All they can run is their mouths and usually from both sides. No wonder.

When did “Global Warming” switch to “Climate Change?” I missed the memo somewhere or I wasn’t in the right Bio-Dome when the announcement was made. Warming to change was a definite calculation and likely effective. In August when it’s hot, it’s climate change and February when your tongue gets stuck to the flag pole, it’s climate change. It’s a much broader lie and will cover any and every extreme “Nature” has to offer. Smart move Al Gore, you are a Mr. liar, liar Pants on climate change.

I want less of Obama and more of anything else. Heck, I’ll take the home shopping network. Anything but him! Every channel your turn there’s something about Obama, someone talking about Obama, someone making media love to Obama. Everywhere! When Liberals want to get intimate do they put in a tape of Obama? Now there’s streets named after Obama, television stations called Obama and on and on and on… Please, for the love of God, STOP!!! No more Obama.

I want my McDOnald’s French fries back along with a hamburger which more resembles the “Big Mac.” Why are we having to eat fries that taste like rhino butt? Don’t ask me how I know what that taste like, just trust me on it. I want the government and all these weasel promoting healthy eating to butt (I said butt again, get it?) out. It’s my body and my stomach. This is the real right to choose issue. You tofu lickers, took my burger an made it the size of a flat meatball and took the good fat and made it bad. Please, we are all going to die and I think there’s some history and science on my side when I make that prediction, so let me die happy. You eat what you want and I don’t complain. So, stop with the food magic. I’m hungry.

O.k., all done for now. I feel a little better and hope you didn’t get too upset. See ya!

With all the hoopla regarding Biped Bo’s new fuel efficiency standards, I for one think there is some positive to glean from it. In fact, if we step back, way back and look at it harder, we’ll see our concerns are unwarranted. Apart from the obvious, job losses, less vehicle for more money, circuses having to re-do their clown acts because the 25 clowns out of a small car won’t be as funny, there’s some certain benefits.

Like, the old days of flying from state to state and renting a car to get to business meetings will be long gone. Thanks to Biped Bo and his blind sheep, we’ll be able to check our cars in as a carry-on. No worries about the fuel or oil. The 8 oz. bottles will be sufficient to carry enough corn oil and pig fat to operate the car for the first 100 miles down hill and 17 uphill, with a push. There should be very little traffic on the main arteries so no jams to worry about.

Major roads will be reserved for Biped Bo and other Liberal Elitist to use. Our “skitter scatter’s” will fit finely on bike paths and make seeing the country side that much more enjoyable. Imagine sputtering along on your way to work on an early spring morning and seeing all the flowers and nature as you pass by the Mansions of Al Gore and his ilk. Slowing down to smell the roses will save lives as stress will a bygone malady.

There’ll be no smelling those icky exhaust fumes while being stuck in traffic or tunnels either. With most cars running on things like grease and bio diesel, the aroma’s of French fries, pop corn and the occasional fart as some cars will run on waste matter, will surround us. With a constant sensory overload, we’ll be less inclined to eat as well. We’ll be nauseated by the thought of food. This will benefit not just us, but our world brother’s as well.

We’ll be able to send more of our food for free to Africa and Asia as we fat, lazy inconsiderate American’s will drop the pounds and won’t be revered anymore by the UN as gluttons or selfish. Obesity will become a mental disease and fat people will be secured in state run facilities. As a result, women will spend more time at the public beaches because those fatty’s in thongs will be safely locked away from the more perfect populous. Babes on the beach, only men with hot bod’s, it’s a veritable Eden thanks to Biped Bo.

There are so many benefits; we would be remiss to not prance gleefully through prairies of wildflowers. We should worship Biped Bo for he has granted this opportunity to us. Smaller cars, means less fatty’s in thongs, drop and go auto’s and less stress. We need to see the big picture for as we transition from a capitalist, rule of law Republic into a European 3rd world, second rate socialist collective, we won’t care the size of car we drive. All we’ll care about is how stupid, weak minded, sellouts we were when we realize that we had an opportunity to fight back but didn’t. So, let’s all either take our Hugo’s or whatever and be good little citizens or stand up, scream and take back our damn country. How many Liberals can we shove in one of Biped Bo’s little socialist cars and will Harry, Nancy or Biped Bo drive? Let’s find out, I’ll buy the gas, here’s a nickel. That should get them to Canada and away from the UNITES STATES of AMERICA!

Stand back and take long hard look. Is this you? Because you might just be a Liberal;

If, the only way you have enough strength to pick up a 12 oz. dart and throw it, is if there’s a picture of Bush or Cheney on the dart board. Otherwise, you’ll just cross your legs, sip on your wine and watch all the 100 pound burly men throw darts without you.

If you find yourself in the hospital emergency room having a plastic water bottle removed from an unpleasant orifice after your read “1001 ways to re-use water bottles” and you thought you found 1002.

If you carry a picture of Al Gore in your wallet; need I say more?

If, you cry inconsolably, after purchasing a new “Smart” car and as you push it into your pine needle driveway you see your neighbor’s new car is from Europe and smaller.

If you cut down and clear all the trees to build a new “Green” Home. Then, you have the city pay for the removal of all the native vegetation and wild animals within 10 miles so your organic garden won’t be threatened.

If you don’t understand the hoopla surrounding the marriage debate and just wish everyone else would, except the fact that a marriage should be between a man, woman, woman, man, boy, animal and a galactic star.

If you think everyone who drives a truck or SUV and has a gun is a redneck and should be banned from breeding. But when your new “green” house plumbing freezes and burst, you call a plumber who drives a truck and carries a gun.

If you think people who eat meat are carnivorous beasts that don’t respect nature or man’s role on earth and will fight to the death that we evolved from cavemen. Which incidentally didn’t have organic gardens and ate a lot of meat.

If you think all successful wealthy people are “fortunate” and should share their ill gotten gains with the “less fortunate” and are willing to hold $1,000 plate dinners at your mansion to raise money to help the cause.

If, you read this and immediately get angry and defensive then, you might be a Liberal

This was fun. Stand by all there’s definitely more to come!

Third in line to assume the Commander in Chief and CEO of our country and Nancy Pelosi drops the bomb on the CIA. It took incredible courage for Nancy to say, not merely imply, but actually say the CIA and Bush Administration lied, and lied regularly to Congress and the American People. Her first real tap dance with inquisitive reporters turned out to be a training video for the NSA in identifying nervousness. If terrorist were like Pelosi, forget about water boarding and sick the teeth grinding media on them. All indicators say reporters hate to be lied to and once they smell blood, the teeth penetrate deep. My prediction, Pelosi moves swiftly from Speaker of the House to a post more suited to her liberal, air headed and corruptness; Housewife.

Biped Bo, not one to shy away from controversy, especially when it flies in the face of most American’s, will be giving the Commencement speech at Our Lady, Notre Dame on Sunday. My prediction, Graduates while firmly standing with the Catholic pro-life morays, will take a second to do a “what if” reflection for at least one exception a little over 40 years ago.

Chrysler will be shutting down a 1,000 independent franchise dealerships in an effort to save money as they venture closer toward bankruptcy. The intend is apparently to maximize the sales of those dealerships with the best sales and eliminating those with the least. My prediction, Biped Bo is going to own a lot of crappy cars as he will force Chrysler to build cars no red blooded American would be caught dead in. Say, HUGO!

As the Supreme court loses one of it’s own, Biped Bo is actively seeking a replacement. In his defense he is looking for only the most credentialed and highly qualified to take the high seat. My predictions, the new judge will be a African-Hispanic, transgender lesbian woman in a wheelchair from Chicago who campaigned and voted for Biped Bo.

The Taliban will continue to be challenged in Afghanistan as American Troops bravely battle in the Valley of Death. The controversy over America’s culpability in the death of innocent Afghan’s will be further stirred as offensive strategies put more pressure on the region. My prediction, an American soldier will give a chocolate bar to an Afghan child. The parents of the child will file suit in American courts contending the child was intimidated because the soldier had a weapon. Thereby, he felt his life was in danger unless he took the chocolate. The ACLU, will represent the child’s family pro-bono and win. Soldier’s will no longer be able to give children chocolate anymore unless they get written permission from their parents first.

Karl Rove’s answers to questions by special council regarding the firing of Federal Attorneys by the Bush Administration will be scrutinized this week. After years of silence by Rove on this issue, he is being forced to respond to allegations that he knew more than what was originally reported and that he knew the contentious firings were politically motivated. My prediction, Rove will find himself in hot water after he answers the following question, “If you knew, legally that the firings were legal but could be interpreted by someone else as illegal and you didn’t know, were the firings therefore legally illegal; yes or no?

Universal health care is now the top agenda item for congress and Biped Bo. As they move forward to make major reforms, new definitions for medical conditions will be demanded by Biped Bo’s administration. My Prediction, pregnancy will be deemed as Acute Termporanis or “maybe baby.” Terminal Illness will now be called, “No roomis terminis or No Affordis.

My final predictions for the week are Liberals will continue to blame Bush for everything from the economy to Nancy Pelosi’s ignorance. Politics‘, not America will remain their top priority. Biped Bo will consider raising the tax on tea and the Supreme Court will start wearing ethnic dresses and listening to rap music in an effort to demonstrate empathy. And we, well we’ll just continue to scratch our heads wondering whether Wanda Sykes is a comedian or an incredibly demonstrative specimen of evolution still having a ways to go. Only God knows that answer. See ya!

Today, Donald Trump stated he would love to have Perez Hilton back as a judge for the Miss America Pageant. I have never met or talked to Donald Trump and I certainly don’t know anyone who has either. But that doesn’t change the fact that I am qualified to interpret his eye-opener. What he meant to say was, “I want anyone who can bring in the ratings and Perez will rake ‘em in.”

No offense Donald, but though it was Prejean who had the semi-nude photos done of herself, Trump is the only whore in this story. He has sold his soul to the ratings Devil and made a decision which will change the face of the pageant forever. Contrary to Mr. Trumps desire to make the pageant into an upscale quasi reality/talent show, it is not and was never designed to be so.

Young women have and likely still do aspire to be recognized for their beauty, poise and elegance. To be defined by competing against peers in hopes of being a representative of the best America has to offer. Trump has fondled the finer assets the pageant has had and in doing so has raped the seed from the core. No more will an apple be. We will e left with a shell of a show mirroring the pettiness of Paris Hilton, turmoil of Making Bonnaducci and ridicule of Last Comic Standing. All of which bring in viewers. But then, so do auto accidents and crime scenes. It won’t be watched because of its value, but because misery loves company.

Trump has done a great thing by standing up for Prejean and he should be applauded for his doing so. I wonder though about the motivation. Was it integrity and principle which swung the pendulum to Prejean’s side or was it ratings greed? Time will judge the decision as either just or not. Unlike, Judge #8, time is a non narcissistic interpreter of people and their opinions.

For those few readers who’ve come for a whiff of humor in our otherwise depressing news driven media, I apologize. Today, I’m hitting on all of us. If I offend anyone; good!

“A humble man can hear the subtle rumble in the distance. His heart pound mightily for he knows the time has come. He, like those who come upon him shall with honor and purest of heart step upon the path which leads American’s back to America; a land known as the greatest land and people in the history of humanity. Damned will be those who want anything less.”
C.B. Stiggins

Much like the main stream media’s inference that Biped Bo was somehow entitled to the Presidency, America too has embraced the entitlement mentality. Being Black no more paved the road to the white house any more than being poor paves the road to free living. There is and always has been a certain level of sacrifice on the part of individuals to make a living. Those who fall short however have come to expect us to kick in so they can provide for themselves and their families.

The problem arises however, not when we offer assistance to these “unfortunate” but when they have an expectation of a certain standard of living to go along with it. A car, a house large enough for them and the multiple children, food, medical, electricity, phone, internet, bussing, schools and more are all expected and provided. They will work a part time job to supplement the freebies we provide and use that for things like cable, beer, clothes and whatever else they would generally want. Then, at the end of the year and based on the number of kids they get a huge tax “refund.” Free money? Where’s the incentive to work, to improve ones self, and to get off the working man’s gravy train?

Fact is, there is no reason or incentive to do anything but the minimum required to either stay on the train or to ensure the ride never ends. These same people to include illegal immigrants will also receive Social Security benefits when they decide to retire from retirement. The entire Welfare and Social Security system runs against what is quintessentially American. Our forefathers didn’t give us anything more than a clean slate from which to chisel our destiny’s from. If someone didn’t work, they didn’t eat. All they had to do was pick up a shovel to help a neighbor tend his land to earn a hot meal and if lucky to sleep in the barn. There was nothing more dishonorable than to not do a hard days work for a hard days pay.

As generations past and America matured, being American was synonymous with the American Dream. Where anyone could take an idea, muddle up a little ambition and add a little sweat to get to where they could achieve all their dreams. Simple as they were, a house, a family, good job and food on the table, it was and still is a working man’s idea of success. So, how did we get from working for what you have to getting what everyone else has for nothing?

We did it. Those who work everyday, pay their taxes on time, provide for their families and obey the law are the ones who let all this happen. We do not vote, are not actively involved in our communities and do not convey a unified and collective dissatisfaction for what we’ve let the government and society become. There was a time when town folk let it be known when someone wasn’t welcome in their town. When someone did something wrong, it was known by all and shamed was the person who did the wrong. Today, there is no shame. No way of seeding the expectations of what a man is, what a woman is and much less, what it means to be a part of a community.

Our children are taught by strangers. Most by those with ideals which may be counter to our own. For 12 years our children are indoctrinated into a society which rewards minimal and denies nothing. Fist fights to settle a disagreement are considered felonies, questioning a teacher is a sin and tattling on your parents for perceived grievances is mandatory. We have allowed ourselves to be weakened and it will take decades to get our America back. It will take us all to get rid of the Biped Bo’s, freeloading Welfare gravy train riders and re-instill a willingness and demand by society to know the difference between what id right and what is wrong.

The recent Tea Parties was but a flicker in the night of the fire that will soon follow as American’s who love their families, care for their country and work hard as a matter of principal, become a fire. The night will be lit as though day and the roar that is rage will be heard around the world. No more we will sacrifice our country to those who are not willing to work, fight or die for her.

More Tea Parties will follow and more people will rise to the occasion. It is a sad day when the majority of people must stand up against a few in a display of discontent. But, our failure to stand will force our children to sit. We must let our voices be heard and let our message be imprinted into the history of our country. What will our Grandchildren say of us if, when their time comes, they are able to say anything at all. Be strong, be tall and be loud. Be American.

I’ll be back tomorrow. God Bless You!

It’s nearly a month since Bo stepped into the limelight as America’s newest top dog and as everyone knows if you want to be a star, you’re fair game. But, we must first ask how exactly Bo got his name. Is it a coincidence his name happens to be the same initial’s as, who other than Barak Obama. Rightfully, ‘BHO’ wouldn’t have the same kick like ‘Bo’ so narcissism dictated and they did right by leaving the ‘H’ out of Bo’s name. So, from now on and to ensure a complete understanding which Bo I’m referring to, I’ll refer to the Bo who goes #2 on the White House lawn as Bo and the other Bo, who goes #2 on all of us as “Biped Bo.”

American’s and the world at large are wondering why Biped Bo doesn’t share Bo with us more. We waited in anticipation for the day when he would be chosen. We sat, glued to NBC and CNN waiting for the day when who knew what dog we would be graced with. Personally, I couldn’t eat or sleep for weeks because the sheer suspense was too much for my fragile mind to endure. Then, after what seemed an eternity, there he was. The most beautiful Portuguese something or other Mutt we ever set our eyes on. Thank goodness the wait was over. It’s like America’s four legged hairy child and we gave collective birth to our pal Bo. A day, no one will easily forget for sure.

But now, where is Bo? He’s not giving interviews. We don’t know what he’s eating or when he goes potty. We know almost nothing of our beloved new pooch. I think we’ve earned the right to see Biped Bo and Bo together frolicking freely across the immaculate manicured lawn. The mainstream media’s focusing on Biped Bo and Joe eating burgers is a waste of good journalism. It’s time for our respected newspapers to start focusing on the real stories like Bo. It’s not always got to be about Biped Bo. We deserve more of our canine king.

As Biped Bo works to remake the world from behind his teleprompter, Bo should be beside him. Not hidden away in some luxurious guest house with a Nanny and Butler. Bo deserves better and so does America and the World. Bo needs to be face behind a cause, a celebratory cabinet member who will in his own way, make us all better people. Biped, it’s time that you make Bo more than just First Dog. We Taxpayers would happily pay a seven figure salary to have Bo in a key position. He’ll be the best cabinet member you have.

He’s never had to pay taxes, so the right wing tax evasion ploy is mute. Unlike your pal Joe, he’ll know when to shut up and won’t required a staff of 12 to tell us what he meant to say after he says it. If you a loose leash, he’ll be able to intimidate those Chrysler lawyers better than what you have now. He’s certainly more photogenic than Janet Reno, er Napolitano. Sorry, they look alike. Even better, instead of just saying you won’t release those infamous Flyover photo’s you could just say Bo ate them, problem solved. You and the world would be better if Bo was more than just your token pooch.

I hope my arguments are taken seriously so that soon Biped Bo will make perhaps the only sound decision to be made. Use Bo, for you and us. Bo will be better respected than all of your staff and we’ll be more apt to focus on him rather than Biped. We need to keep the world at bay, prevent terrorist from attacking us and make sure those shameless rich people are brought to justice. Give Bo an opportunity and watch as America’s first Black dog changes America. Maybe he’ll even keep Biped so busy with him, we might just make it through the next four years. You go Bo.

Today at Wal-Mart, that ever so easy target of left wing capitalism haters, my wife came across something very disturbing. Before I delve too deep into this, I want to first say, that my Redneck Target (Wal-Mart) is a life saver and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Rosetta Stone beware, non-Spanish speaking America or Gringo’s who shop there are learning subliminal Spanish faster than you can say Ole’. That’s Espanola for yee haw! But, buyer beware because we are being hoodwinked.

While perusing the produce section that’s as big as the St Peter for some succulent fruit, my wife came across the Kiwi. Never to be outdone by any small country, they even had a choice. Two to be exact. One was from here in the good ‘ol US of A and the other from our Southernly neighbor, Mexico. I couldn’t believe it at first. I thought all we got from Mexico was immigrants, Cartel’s and MS-13. They are that innocuous little club who get together every now or then to mutilate people. Oh yeah and we also get, Mexican’s; lots of them. But, there was something unibrow raising. Sorry, pictured Rosey looking at fruit. Which in itsel is a fairy tale. She likes the fatty stuff.

The kiwi from Mexico cost $0.33 each. A mighty enticing price for sure. Then, looking at the kiwi from our country the price was higher. Much, higher. It cost $3.97 for four. Hmm? American kiwi, almost a dollar each while el Mexico is 60% cheaper. To be fair, Mexican fruit picker in the US probably get paid better then their southern counterparts so the cost would certainly be absorbed by the consumer. But it begs to question, why does our fruit cost more here to us while Mexican fruit which has to dragged across the border, cost less? Labor cost, or favoritism?

I can’t believe it would be the result of favoritism. But, then what else would it be. Is our Government trying to put our farmers out of business? If so, for what purpose? To find the answer to those questions, are not as elusive as they may seem on the surface and they can be found by someone if they just looked. Sorry, that’s not what I do. I’m kind of like the mainstream media, gruff, fluff and stuff. The facts are just details too inane to worry about. So, I will pose the question to Wal-Mart. Why are you selling Mexican produce cheaper than our own and why don’t you put a preference in buying our products to help our businesses? Hello? Mr. Mart…, hmm, nothing to say?

It is sad to see one of the largest stores in the world who has the buying power of Bill Gates and Warren Buffets baby on steroids, to not have the wherewithal to stick it to the importers. On one hand, it’s basic economics. They are driven by their customer base and the demand for cheaper products. On the other, they are also a business born out of the opportunity which America offers. Yet, the fabric from which they were woven is also the opportunity they keep from our Mom & Pops. Small stores sparring with Wal-Mart leave bloodied and broke. A Sumo wrestler could wear a horse jockey as a G-string. Not a pretty sight for sure, but hey, it makes a point. My wife opted for the American kiwi and I am proud of her for her choice. She also bought taco’s, burrito wraps and guacamole. Yee Haw!

I must come clean. There is no reason for me to hide from the truth anymore and it would be a true misrepresentation for me not to share the truth with my readers. Have I used “true” to much? If so, I apologize as I know it’s not a real word anymore. I am a homophobe, islamaphobe, racist bigot, domestic terrorist, sexist and anti-earth. In fact I am anything that those who don’t want to truly debate call me. It’s time for me to accept it and finally come to terms with the fact that soon, I will be attending one of Obama’s “Change” camps.

I will arrive at 10:00 p.m. just after palates. The instructor will file me along with all the other right wing ingrates and make us stand side by side. He’ll be intimidating with his hip hugger checkered bell bottoms and bright orange blouse. He swings his man-purse behind him, places his hands on his hips, elbows back and with a huff, begins our first lesson. “What arrrrrrre you wearing? Oh my gosh, my James has got to see you.” He prances hastily towards the door, “James, sweetheart…you have to come here, honey. This is the worst I have ever seen.”

Classes will consist of How to be a man’s man, What women really want and why men can’t give it to them, Allah and you and the most important of all, Al Gore’s how I made God and why he wants’ you to buy Carbon Credits. Rosie will be a special guest speaker for All Skanks Day and as part of the celebration there’ll be a pie throwing contest and Bush effigy burning. It will be an arduous and demanding camp. But once complete, the world will be much better off.

No more war or killings. Guns will not be needed and pretty flowers will replace rebel flags in the south. Camels, genetically engineered to eat only roses will replace SUV’s. No more nasty poopies, only crap that smell like roses. Cows will be pets, fish will be given human rights by the United Nations and other domestic animals will be provided affordable housing. Who could argue with such change and progress?

Congress will vote to have the ‘P’ removed from President so Obama can live in the White House forever and Nancy Pelosi will be known as the Queen of hearts. Decks of cards will no longer contain Aces or Kings. Unites States of America will be changed to Martin Luther King Land and the Rainbow Flag replaces the stars and stripes. Euphoria will sweep the world and all because of “Change.”

I am going to chuck my lunch right now. If the left had their way and it looks like they are, we are all going to be choking down our alfalfa and sprouts. The way I see it, is this land was willed to us by our forefathers and it is being disrespected and ruined by a bunch of naïve twits. If we don’t stand up for what we believe in and take back what rightfully belongs to us, it will be gone forever. So get off our rosy smelling camels, stop giving Al Gore your money and tell Obama, “This land is your land, this land is my land.” Now back to camp. See ya, guy men!

Transparency? Ooh, that’s a big word. But just what’s it mean to say, people who speak-a-English? Not the same as the Obama administration. We all know politician’s make promises they don’t keep and that’s expected of people who can’t even make it as used car salesmen. But, to blatantly disregard a functional promise, and then, when it’s a principal motivation for voters to elect someone as President, it’s fraud.

Can we do take backs? Over $300,000.00 was spent to take a picture. That’s over $800 a day for the next 365 days. I can only wonder how many carbon credit kick backs is Al Gore missing? Michelle could have bought 600 new pairs of her funky sneakers to wear while feeding the homeless (do they make that many colors) and how many errands could Obama send Hillary on to keep her out of his face? Has she been to Mymansacheaterstan yet?

Apart from the obvious block headed idea to take a picture of one of the most photographed aircraft in the world, there were likely other reasons for the Up-Yours-New York escapade. For instance, I am writing about it. I’m not talking about Obama’s policies, the Trillions of Dollars of Debt he’s creating or his providing comfort to the enemy by his decision to release the CIA interrogation documents. Nope, I’m talking ‘bout a stinking photograph. And friends, that suits Mr. Swaybama just fine.

The more time we spend on crap like this, the more time he has to spend weaving the web that will forever entrap America into Socialism. The media likes to focus on the Obama’s like they’re the modern day Kennedy’s or America’s version of the king and queen of England. They will cover feel good stories such Bo the dog they saved from certain death because it was returned to its breeder. Poor thing, Bo may have had been sold for less than $10,000. A tragedy I tell you; a downright tragedy! Michael Vick was almost ready to close the deal, but luckily sneakers gave Michelle superpowers and she got there first.

The bottom line in all this is that we’re in the middle of the biggest snake oil salesman scam our country has ever seen. Yet, we watch in amazement as our homes, livelihoods, way of life and if Bill had his way, our wives are disappearing. American’s are now considered terrorist instead of, can I say it, Radical Islamist. By the time Obama is done with us, were going to be getting spoon fed by Michelle. I only hope the weak; lust filled mainstream media reaches down to find a pair of Man Marbles in time. If not, I’m going into photography or Telepromptering. They are the only two of the Millions of Jobs still yet to be created by Mr. Obama.